I'm not kidding. In my opinion this truly is the WORST FILM EVER MADE. The only thing that could possibly be worse is the fourth installment, which I was unaware of until now. The only reason you would watch this is to laugh at how bad it is, which I did for the first half hour or so. But the novelty of that wears off quickly, especially once you realise that it is for real ... they're not kidding ... this isn't a comedy. So on second thoughts don't even see it for that reason. If you want to watch something that's so bad it's enjoyable, go rent out Plan 9 From Outer Space. Hell this film is even worse than Scary Movie 2, and I really, REALLY hated that film. But don't go see it if you liked Scary Movie 2. It's nothing like it.
Review of Bloodsport III
