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Wanted (2008)
10/10
Wanted Some MORE!!!
19 June 2008
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Wanted is one of those fast, furious action movies that catches you off guard every chance it gets.

It starts off with James McAvoy playing Wesley Gibson as a bumbling nobody walking through his daily existence as someone who doesn't know the core of who he is. By the end of the film, he is a violent, magnetic presence that you can't take your eyes off. You'll truly understand why he is "The Man".

Every second is riveting... from the training scenes in which Wesley gets the crack beat out of him by the Cook to Angelina Jolie showing him the ropes in a series of awesome assassin training missions. In particular, there's one funny scene where he's recuperating in a vat of molding and sputters, "I feel good!" that had the audience in hysterics.

In all honesty, this movie is symbolizes what all action movies should be. Fun, HOT, testosterone-fueled... PLUS you get to see that sweet little bum bum of Angelina Jolie's! What's not to love about this movie? Let's hope it scores at least a $125-150 million coup Doe' tat at the box office!
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The Love Guru (2008)
1/10
Redeeming Factors: Jessica Alba & Timberlake
12 June 2008
Um... I saw this dreck of film at the world premiere in Los Angeles today. This is the most dreadful "comedy" I've ever seen. The only bright spots in the movie were Jessica Alba's hotness and Timberlake. Everything else was such a bore, bordering on annoying to the max. Even Colbert wasn't funny! I blame it all on the director, Marco Schnabel. He couldn't control Mike Myers, so the movie felt scattered and all over the place. The joke setups were horrible, insipid, as if they just decided to throw whatever up on the screen and see if it stuck to the wall or not. You are no JAY ROACH--that's for sure! Timberlake was at the premiere, but Myers was nowhere (or should i say "now here") to be seen. Maybe he was scared he would get a fruit/vegetable pelting by myself. HORRIBLE WASTE OF MY TIME. Ugh.
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9/10
Vince Vaughn Does It In Spades!
8 July 2005
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The movie starts off a bit slow in the first act with the exhibition of the weddings and them crashing it. The montage is supposed to be funny but at times, I found it boring and downright obnoxious and weird. It just didn't feel right. So I wasn't a fan of that part of the film. Towards the second act of the film when Vaughn speaks more, that's when the film kicks into overdrive. Vaughn is put into these situations that just make your cringe and feel sorry for the big lug. What comes out of his mouth is just FUNNY. The things he said had me in stitches. Nobody in this film comes close... well, except maybe Isla Fisher, the crazy bridesmaid Vaughn falls for... She stole some scenes as well. Owen Wilson was OK, but most of his scenes during the first and second act are just OK. The third act is where his character arc starts getting really funny. Other than that, Wedding Crashers is saved by Vince Vaughn and I hope to see his future comedic talent again soon.
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1/10
LAUGHABLY MADE!
1 August 2000
This film has to be the worst, if not one of, films ever made! Not once did I laugh at this attempt to be trash. Sure, critics say that "Eddie Murphy gives a rousing performance", but what about the film as a whole? Do they ever actually get into its core and speak on it? Peter Segal hasn't yet grasped the gist of comedic timing. After 'Tommy Boy', which I laughed my butt off on, this is a dissapointment to say the least. Quoting from the intelligent character that Bruce Willis played in 'The Kid', Russ Duritz, if you like this movie, you're STOOOPID.
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