New Girl (TV Series)

Background Check (2014)

Jake Johnson: Nick Miller

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• Nick Miller : When I was 9 years old, I fed cereal flakes to a frog and it died. Then there was a period of time where I fed cereal flakes to all little animals. Squirrels can live through it. Chipmunks can live through it. Anything that lives half in and out of water dies, and I don't understand why. When I was 10, I once walked by my mother sleeping, and I snuck in her room and I put a lemon in her mouth. When I was 11, I once tried on my girl cousin's woolen tights, and I didn't hate the way it felt!

• Winston Bishop : Oh, hey. How do I look?

  Jess : Terrible.

  Schmidt : N-Not for me.

  Nick Miller : Not great.

  Coach : Like crap.

  Jess : Go change.

  Schmidt : I don't like any of it.

  Winston Bishop : Wow. You guys are like rubbing alcohol. You sting me in the now, but you save me in the later.