30 Rock (TV Series)

The Problem Solvers (2009)

Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy

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Quotes 

• Jack Donaghy : You look like you've been around.

  Simon Behrens : Yeah. I've seen a bra or two.

  Jack Donaghy : I'll bet you have.

• Jack Donaghy : I'll tell you everything you need to know, Danny: never do business with a friend, never be friends with a woman and lose the leather bracelet.

• Padma Lakshmi : Padma, I'm so happy you've taken an interest in "Dealbreakers."

  Jack Donaghy : I love doing "Top Chef." But this would give me a chance to showcase my other talents. I mean, men always tell me I'm very funny.

  Padma Lakshmi : Ah.

  Padma Lakshmi : Have you heard this one? Knock, knock.

  [Jack bursts out laughing] 

• Padma Lakshmi : You know, I'm very entrepreneurial. I invented this new bag that you put around a sandwich to keep it fresh. But it's clear. So you still get the full visual of the sandwich.

  Jack Donaghy : Uh, so, it's a sandwich bag.

  Padma Lakshmi : No, Jack. It's a new thing, that *I* invented.