That's My Boy (2012)
Will Forte: Phil
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Quotes
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Phil : Let me introduce myself: My name's Phil, I'm married, I have four children, and I've seen three vaginas in my entire life - my wife's, my baby's, and my aunt's accidentally when we were riding tandem bikes together.
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Phil : I would have loved to bang my freshman geometry teacher, Mrs. Weiss. I think she would have too, but I was too afraid to ask.
Steve Spirou : I would have killed to have sex with my 8th grade biology teacher Mrs. Cohn.
Gerald : I once stole my middle school librarian's glasses to wear while I masturbated. What's up with that?
Grandma Delores : In my day, when you got in trouble, the headmaster slapped your hand with his dick.
Todd : She wins.