The Young Ones (TV Series)
Boring (1982)
Adrian Edmondson: Vyvyan
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Quotes
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[Vyvyan is introducing the guys to his mother...]
Vyvyan : That's a friend of mine named Neil, that's a friend of mine named Mike... and that's a complete bastard I know named Rick.
Rick : [laughing] He's just joking Mrs. Vyvyan, we're actually terrific friends.
Mrs Vyvyan : Ooh-err. He is a bastard, isn't he?
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[explaining cereal contest rules]
Vyvyan : You have to write in 10 words what Cornflakes mean to you. So I wrote: Cornflakes. Cornflakes. Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes. Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes.
Rick : PATHETIC. You'll never win, you know.
Vyvyan : Why not?
Rick : That's only 9 words.
Vyvyan : Oh, yeah.
[writing]
Vyvyan : Cornflakes.
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[Door knocking]
Mike : There's someone at the door, Rick.
Rick : Someone at the door, Vyvyan.
Vyvyan : Someone at the door, Neil.
Neil : Someone at the door, Mike.
Mike : I know!
[Door knocking louder]
Mike : There's someone at the door, Rick!
Rick : There's someone at the door, Vyvyan!
Vyvyan : There's someone at the door, Mike!
Neil : There's someone at the door, Neil!
[Everyone looks at Neil, confused]