The Nanny (TV Series)

The Whine Cellar (1994)

Lauren Lane: C.C. Babcock

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Quotes 

• [Fran and C.C. are locked in the wine cellar and no one knows they're there. Fran is screaming for help.] 

  Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : Save it. No one's going to hear you. This was originally built as a bomb shelter.

  Fran Fine : Hey! Don't underestimate the power of these adenoids. I once had next door neighbors that moved *closer* to the airport!

• Fran Fine : This room is kind of small, isn't it?

  Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : Why? Are you claustrophobic?

  Fran Fine : Oh thank you, now you've put it in my head, and I'm reliving that dressing room at Lowmans... 200 naked women all screaming 'WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?' I clung to my mother's girdle! Dimples, dimples everywhere! And not a single one on the face!

• Fran Fine : I don't drink.

  Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : Then what do you do when you're tense?

  Fran Fine : Hair.

  Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : What?

  Fran Fine : I do hair.

  [looks at C.C] 

  Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : Forget about it.

  Fran Fine : Okay, fine...

  [singing, low] 

  Fran Fine : 99 bottles of beer on the wall... 99 bottles of beer... t

  Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : Can you do a cute little French twist?

• Fran Fine : [while she is doing C.C.'s hair in the wine cellar]  ...Mint Chocolate Chip, Jamocha Almond Fudge, Pralines 'n' Cream. That's it. That's 30. Oh my God, they lied. Why? - 30's a lot. Is 31 so catchy? Oh, wait a minute. I forgot the sherbets. All right, I'll start again. Vanilla, Chocolate...

  Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : [stands up and screams]  Stop it!

  Fran Fine : You know, this reminds me of when Blair and Tootie got caught in Mrs. Garrett's walk-in freezer. Thank God, Natalie went in for a midnight snack, surprise, surprise.

  Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : These are the topics we can no longer discuss: what Woolite can and cannot do, anyone with the last name "Cassidy", odd-shaped moles on Eastern Europeans...

  Fran Fine : All right, OK, but you're really restricting the conversation.

• C.C. : [Talking about Maxwell]  Have you ever seen him in a swimsuit?

  Fran : No! But I've seen him naked, does that count?

• Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock : Tonight, there's a full moon.

  [C.C. leaves the room] 

  Fran Fine : Well, I hope she packed a lot of Nair.