Knight Rider (TV Series)

Slammin' Sammy's Stunt Show Spectacular (1982)

William Daniels: K.I.T.T.

Quotes 

• K.I.T.T. : Well Michael, if our object is to save this enterprise, we best come up with something quite exceptional.

  Michael Knight : That seems logical.

  K.I.T.T. : What else would it be?

  Michael Knight : Now that we've got that settled, what would you sugest we do?

  K.I.T.T. : How should I know? You're talking showbusiness. And that's completely outside the scope of any known system of logic.

  Michael Knight : You know what, K.I.T.T.?

  K.I.T.T. : What Michael?

  Michael Knight : Sometimes you're no help at all.

• Michael Knight : You know, for a collection of micro processors you're awfully touchy.

  K.I.T.T. : Wrong. It's just that my circuits function better when we operate in a reality mode.

  Michael Knight : K.I.T.T.?

  K.I.T.T. : Yes Michael?

  Michael Knight : Just keep driving.

• K.I.T.T. : Did you hear that announcer? He called me 'Cat'. That's a four legged feline.

  Michael Knight : So go complain to your agent, huh?

• K.I.T.T. : Yes, Bonnie. That should be a perfect calibration.

  Bonnie Barstow : Well, that's it, K.I.T.T. You should function perfectly. At least until that nut starts abusing you.

  Michael Knight : [right next to K.I.T.T]  Thanks a lot.

  Bonnie Barstow : Speak of the devil.

  [climbs out] 

  Bonnie Barstow : I've made a few additions to K.I.T.T.

  Michael Knight : Oh, yeah? Like what?

  Bonnie Barstow : K.I.T.T. is now equipped to oxygenate the interior on command.

  Michael Knight : It will be great for the morning after.

  [chuckles] 

  Bonnie Barstow : [not amused]  Funny. I've also increased the booster power by about twenty-five percent. So keep that in mind when you switch to alternate power.

  Michael Knight : I will, I will. Know something, Bonnie?

  Bonnie Barstow : What?

  Michael Knight : [scoffs]  I'd like...

  [chickens out:] 

  Michael Knight : I'm glad you told me about these new additions to K.I.T.T.

  Bonnie Barstow : You might need them if you get caught between a rock and a hard place.

  Michael Knight : Yeah, I know what that's like.

  Bonnie Barstow : What?

  Michael Knight : Nothing.

  [makes dismissive gesture] 

  Michael Knight : Nothing.

  [retreats] 

  Michael Knight : Nothing. Nothing there. That's nothing.

  [goes off] 

  Michael Knight : I'll see you later.

  [still muttering to himself:] 

  Michael Knight : Nothing.

  [Bonnie rolls her eyes] 

• K.I.T.T. : Modesty is a state of mind, Michael. I only deal in facts.