Knight Rider (TV Series)

Inside Out (1982)

Patricia McPherson: Bonnie Barstow

Quotes 

• Michael Knight : Hi.

  Bonnie Barstow : I was so worried, are you all right?

  Michael Knight : Yeah, I'm ok, I got a couple of bruises.

  Bonnie Barstow : [completely ignoring Michael]  How are your shocks? Are you still in alignment?

  KITT : Everything's is in proper order, Bonnie, but thank you for your concern.

  Bonnie Barstow : Oh K.I.T.T., that's sweet, but let me check anyway, your surveillance scanners might need adjustment.

• Bonnie Barstow : [having just finished refurbishing K.I.T.T]  He's all set to go. Right now there's only one thing wrong with this car.

  Michael Knight : Yeah, I know...

  [together with Bonnie, in a loud monotone chant] 

  Michael Knight : The-nut-behind-the-wheel.

  [in a humorously disgusted undertone] 

  Michael Knight : Oh, that's funny... that's VERY funny.

• Michael Knight : I wasn't patient when I was a cop. I'm still not patient.

  Devon Miles : Michael. There is a fine line between audacious and foolhardy.

  Michael Knight : Relax, Devon. I'll watch it. And I'll still nail Kincaid from the inside out.

  Devon Miles : You really are quite impossible. If only Wilton Knight hadn't conceived such an extraordinary obsession for you...

  Michael Knight : [smiles]  We'd both be out of a job.

  Devon Miles : Ha.

  Michael Knight : I'll stay in touch, huh?

  Devon Miles : Good luck.

  Michael Knight : [checking up on K.I.T.T]  How's Frankenstein? Ready to roll?

  [spoke in campy monster voice again, doomed to fail...] 

  Bonnie Barstow : [ignores 'arrogant upstart']  I've increased the range of all his scanners, and I've added an electrical jamming device.

  Michael Knight : Oh, yeah? What's that?

  Bonnie Barstow : KITT, I think that's your cue.