Knight Rider (TV Series)
Inside Out (1982)
William Daniels: K.I.T.T.
Quotes
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KITT : A little higher, a little lower, stop.
Michael Knight : I'm getting out of here.
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Michael Knight : Hi.
Bonnie Barstow : I was so worried, are you all right?
Michael Knight : Yeah, I'm ok, I got a couple of bruises.
Bonnie Barstow : [completely ignoring Michael] How are your shocks? Are you still in alignment?
KITT : Everything's is in proper order, Bonnie, but thank you for your concern.
Bonnie Barstow : Oh K.I.T.T., that's sweet, but let me check anyway, your surveillance scanners might need adjustment.
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Michael Knight : [looking at Bonnie] I wonder if there's a real woman under those overalls or just a robot?
KITT : Under the overalls she's 168 centimeters tall. 54 kilos in weight. Other measurements: 97 centimeters, 61 -
Michael Knight : K.I.T.T.?
KITT : Yes Michael?
Michael Knight : Shut up.
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Michael Knight : Maybe I can get something from the girl?
KITT : I wouldn't touch that line with a ten foot drive shaft.
Michael Knight : Oh, what's that supposed to mean?
KITT : Merely that you always seem to use our assignments as convenient springboards for your social life.
Michael Knight : Don't be ridiculous. That girl is a source of information, that's all.
Michael Knight : I've heard that one before...
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Michael Knight : [Michael's Comlink beeps] Trouble?
KITT : That's a reasonable assumption.
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Michael Knight : [Seeing Linda] Uh oh.
KITT : Trouble?
Michael Knight : Don't worry. I'll distract her.
KITT : I'll bet!
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Devon Miles : [On the phone with KITT] Dune buggies? Beanie bags?
KITT : No, beanbags. A beanie is a small head covering which...
Devon Miles : Yes, I can speak English KITT.
KITT : Yes sir, and splendidly.
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Devon Miles : Tell Michael we'll be ready, and tell him "good show".
[KITT Coughs]
Devon Miles : And you too, KITT!
KITT : Thank you sir, KITT signing off.
Devon Miles : [Hanging up the phone] Thank God.
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KITT : Michael?
Michael Knight : Yes, KITT?
KITT : I've been wondering about something.
Michael Knight : Nuclear physics?
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KITT : [Seeing Michael and Linda together] What was that all about?
Michael Knight : Biology.
KITT : Oh, that.