Cheers (TV Series)

The Two Faces of Norm (1989)

Rob Moran: Dennis Hammill

Quotes 

• [Sam is interviewing potential buyers for his Corvette] 

  Sam Malone : This'll be pretty simple, here. Just a few multiple choice questions.

  Dennis Hammill : Great. Shoot.

  Sam Malone : Number one. It's high noon. You're driving in Harvard Square. Parking is limited. Do you: A. park in a handicap zone. B. park in a regular spot under a tree. C. drive around till a space opens up.

  Dennis Hammill : C.

  Sam Malone : [rants]  What, are you nuts? I can't believe it, man. It's a trick question. You don't drive this baby at high noon, man. Sun damage, bucko. What the hell's wrong with you? What do you want to do, oxydize the paint? Get out of here, you make me sick. I can't believe it, he wants to drive my car, high noon in Harvard Square...