Cheers (TV Series)

The Stork Brings a Crane (1989)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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Quotes 

• Sam Malone : [reading a newspaper article]  "100 years ago today, a new tavern opened at 112-1/2 Beacon Street."

  Cliff Clavin : Wait, wait, a mailman never forgets an address, now. Why is 112-1/2 Beacon Street sending a message to my brain?

  Carla LeBec : Probably because you're sitting on it.

  Cliff Clavin : Carla, I hate it when you make those sitting on my brain jokes.

  Norm Peterson : Cliffy, she meant 112-1/2 Beacon Street. That's Cheers' address. You're sitting here.

  Carla LeBec : No, I was making a Cliff sitting on his brain joke.

  Cliff Clavin : [to Norm]  See, I told you. Thank you, Carla.

• Rebecca Howe : Oh my God, it's him, it's the Mayor.

  Sam Malone : Hey, it really is the Mayor.

  [yells over to the Mayor] 

  Sam Malone : Hi.

  Rebecca Howe : [noticing what he's got in his hands]  And look, he's got a little plaque.

  Woody Boyd : He's probably too busy to brush between meals.