Cheers (TV Series)
The Crane Mutiny (1987)
Ted Danson: Sam Malone
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Quotes
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Rebecca Howe : Mr. Malone, are you developing a tic?
Sam Malone : That was a wink.
Rebecca Howe : Then you're developing into a tick.
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Woody Boyd : Sam, I found an apartment.
Sam Malone : Hey, good for you, Woody.
Woody Boyd : It's got everything I ever wanted.
Sam Malone : What's that?
Woody Boyd : A living room and a bedroom.
Cliff Clavin : Dare to dream there, Woodman.
Sam Malone : [looks at the apartment newspaper listing] Isn't this in Chinatown?
Woody Boyd : I don't think so Sam.
Sam Malone : Well yeah, I think it is. Did there seem to be a lot of Chinese restaurants around?
Woody Boyd : Yeah, I guess so.
Cliff Clavin : Eh, a lot of signs hanging hither and yonder in Chinese there?
Woody Boyd : Yeah, come to think of it.
Norm Peterson : Yeah, lots of Chinese people walking around the street I suppose.
Woody Boyd : Well yeah, that could just be a coincidence, you know?! Tell you what I'll do. I'll call my landlady. If anybody would know, Mrs. Chung would.
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Rebecca Howe : I know you have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority.
Sam Malone : Whoa, wait a minute, I resent that. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position.
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Sam Malone : I want to sleep with you 25 times, but you don't want to sleep with me at all. Am I right?
Rebecca Howe : Right.
Sam Malone : OK, so what's half of 25?
Rebecca Howe : Your I.Q.?