Cheers (TV Series)

Tan 'N' Wash (1986)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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Quotes 

• [Woody is reporting back to Sam, who asked Woody to find out from Diane about her date with Chad] 

  Woody Boyd : Hey Sam. I found out all about Miss Chambers' date - I mean "beautiful night of magic".

  Sam Malone : Just spill it, would you Woody.

  Woody Boyd : The ballet was exquisite but it paled in comparison to the enchanting coach ride under the stars. Chad held her porcelain-like hand lightly, tracing tiny circles on her alamander...

  Sam Malone : Alabaster.

  Woody Boyd : ...alabaster skin, and then fearing that the spell might be broken, she invited him up to her pied de terre for some quiet conversation and warm brandy, and then...

  Sam Malone : What?

  Woody Boyd : Miss Chambers said if you want to hear the rest, you have to ask her yourself.

  Sam Malone : Ah, forget it, forget it man.

  Woody Boyd : Ah, ask her Sam. It sounds like you won't be disappointed.

• Sam Malone : [apologizing to Norm]  I'll pour you a beer just the way you like it: within reach.

• Diane Chambers : Sam, I need to ask a big favor.

  Sam Malone : All right, as long as it doesn't interfere with your job.

  Diane Chambers : OK then, I need to ask a huge favor.

• Carla Tortelli : You know Diane, you shouldn't be investing in a tanning salon, you ought to be using one. You've got skin the color of Elmer's glue.

  Diane Chambers : I happen to have what restoration poets refer to as alabaster skin.

  Sam Malone : Well, at least your hair looks nice.