Quotes
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Woody Boyd : How would a beer feel, Mr. Peterson?
Norm Peterson : Pretty nervous when I'm in the room.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Cliff, do you want to shoot some stick?
Cliff Clavin : Let's shoot some stick, doctor.
Woody Boyd : [as Cliff and Frasier head to the pool room] Oh hey, before you go back there Dr. Crane, I should tell you that Carla's keeping a guard on the pool table.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Why's she doing that?
Cliff Clavin : I guess she likes him.
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Sam Malone : [about Norm] Maybe we shouldn't say anything that'd remind him of the Hungry Heifer when he comes back. Maybe not say any words like beef or meat.
Woody Boyd : What about 'meet' as in 'Let's meet for dinner tonight?'?
Sam Malone : Yeah, that'd be fine, Woody.
Woody Boyd : Great. Where did you want to go? Do you feel like Chinese?
Sam Malone : You know, on second thought, maybe that's not a good idea.
Woody Boyd : That's why I asked.
