Cheers (TV Series)

Fairy Tales Can Come True (1984)

John Ratzenberger: Cliff Clavin

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• Cliff Clavin : Say, would you to go in the back and maybe, play some pool? Or as they say in Tallahassee, 'shoot some pocket billiards?'

  Tinker Bell : I'd love to, Mr Leon.

  Cliff Clavin : Oh please, call me Ponce.

  Tinker Bell : [taking her beer, and leading the way to the pool room in the back of the bar]  It looks like you're out to conquer new territory, Ponce.

  Cliff Clavin : [leaning against the bar after hearing her last words]  Holy, God!

• Cliff Clavin : I hear there's a tribe of men in the Middle East called the Eschonites, they're entirely celibate, they live without women. Rumour has it, they are the happiest men in the world. Tomorrow, I'm going to send for their brochure.

• Tinker Bell : [after overhearing Cliff talk about the difference between California oranges and Florida oranges]  Florida oranges are delicious.

  Cliff Clavin : ...what?

  Tinker Bell : [a little embarrassed to have spoken]  Nothing, nothing.

  Cliff Clavin : ...Uh, have you, uh, been to Florida?

  Tinker Bell : No, but it's always been a crazy dream of mine to go. I hear that they have the world's largest pair of alligator shoes there.

  Cliff Clavin : [shocked]  That's right! In Orlando! I even sat in one of 'em!

  Tinker Bell : Wow!

  Cliff Clavin : ...W-what's your name?

  Tinker Bell : T-tinkerbell. What's yours?

  Cliff Clavin : Me? Uh, I guess it's Ponce de Leon.

  Tinker Bell : Oh, the 'Fountain of Youth' guy that discovered Florida!

  Cliff Clavin : [over-excited that she knows who he is dressed as!]  Would you marry me and bear my children?