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In the "Baywatch" episode, "Someone to Baywatch Over Me," Lorenzo Lamas- Jere Burns ex Kathleen Kinmont portrays Morgan Christopher, a gorgeous but (at first) hard-nosed FBI agent assigned to work as a Baywatch lifeguard in order to keep tabs on a major criminal's girlfriend. Throughout half the episode, Morgan is openly scornful not only of Mitch (star David Hasselhoff) but the entire beach culture, openly telling Mitch: "I don't like being in this so-called 'uniform' any more than you like me being in it," and at one point mockingly remarking to him that he should go off and "play in the sand, be a bandit with the babes." Eventually Morgan drops her snideness and discloses to Mitch the reason for it--her father was a ne'er-do-well surfer who "was always chasing the next big wave, the next pretty girl" and his walking out on his family "broke my heart--and my mother's," thus ever since she hasn't been "fond of the beach boys"--but what makes the episode--and Kathleen's character--bearable is her unstoppable hotness. Not only does she look BITCHIN' in her "Baywatch" bathing suit, but she radiates a passion and a sexiness that never fails to hold attention. Even when her character is being uber-crass--and certainly, definitely later when she shelves her hostility and is warm to Mitch--her undeniable babeliciousnesss always brings forth the drooling. Really and truly, this "Baywatch" episode is a case of crudity being offset by monumental sexiness.