"Baywatch" Cruise Ship (TV Episode 1989) Poster

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(1989)

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5/10
more baloney
sandcrab27712 December 2020
Bryan cranston plays his real ignorant belligerent self and tries to crash a boatload of drunks into s seawall ... of course the easy way would have been to turn the key and shut off the engine but then we wouldn't have seen the lifeguard heroics ... what a waste of film ... erika eleniak puts up with an abusive boyfriend until he exhausts all his chances.
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7/10
The male of the species
paultapner6 March 2024
Three stories once again

Shauni has a boyfriend. She's desperate for Eddie to like him. But he turns out to be abusive. How will she and Eddie handle the situation?

Logan, played by a pre Breaking Bad Bryan Cranston is a guy running a party boat where people can get drunk. This is starting to cause problems. Craig gets a bee in his bonnet. He allows Mitch to tag along.

Hobie doesn't like having a clingy girlfriend. But he needs to be careful what he wants as he just might get it...

The abusive boyfriend one starts with more Shauni and Eddie whining, but once it gets serious it turns into capable drama. It's amazing how much better the actors get when they get solid material.

Bryan Cranston is not stretched by what he gets. In a storyline that rather hangs around then throws in an action scene that ends up being a bit rushed and too late to have much impact.

Hobie's story doesn't know whether to be comedy or drama. And ends a bit inconclusively without Mitch getting the chance to be smug about it. What a waste.

Not the worst episode by a long shot, but just lacking a certain something.

Trevor gets a rescue though. Jill gets two pointless scenes as ever. Gina gets one. No sign of Captain Thorpe and Sid is only on the other end of the phone. But it remembers Craig is a lawyer! You thought they'd forgotten. They probably did.
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3/10
Bad Chicken Balls
sandcrab72213 September 2021
There's a party at Gina's. There's a party on a boat. There's a shower. Hobe dodges the ball and chain. Shauni got a bad boyfriend. Eddie can't handle it. Can we forgive him manipulating the mail?

3 stars for Craig hating entrepreneurs.
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2/10
Baywatch!
bombersflyup7 April 2021
Warning: Spoilers
So stupid, all three stories coincidentally happen to resolve.
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