Friday (1995)
Bernie Mac: Pastor Clever
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[Pastor Clever drives up as Smokey rolls a joint]
Craig Jones : Put that out, man, here come the pastor.
Smokey : For what? Probably smoke bud too.
Pastor Clever : How ya doin', Brother Craig? How ya doin'?
Craig Jones : I'm all right.
Pastor Clever : Um, say, um, by chance is Sister Jones in?
Craig Jones : Nope. Neither is Brother Jones. They both at work.
Smokey : [under his breath] Where yo' ass need to be, nigga.
[he starts rolling again]
Pastor Clever : 'Scuse me, brother. What we call drugs at 74th Street Baptist Church, we call a sinny-siiiiin-sin.
Smokey : [singing] Well, 'round here, between Normandie and Western, we call this here a little twenty-twen-twen... niggaaaaa!
Pastor Clever : Why don't ya just give me a little bit for my cataract.
Smokey : You didn't put in on this, man.
Pastor Clever : It's better to give than receive, my brother.
Craig Jones : [looking across the street at Mrs. Parker] Look, look, look, she bendin' over!
Pastor Clever : Lord have mercy! The Lord is my shepherd, he know what I want. Excuse me, brother.
[he walks away]
Pastor Clever : Mrs. Parker! Mrs. Parker! Can I talk to you for a minute, Mrs. Parker?
Smokey : [to Craig] Told ya. The weed be lettin' ya know... evil lurks.