Review of Argylle

Argylle (2024)
1/10
It's Not Worth Your Money
8 February 2024
Maybe I bought tickets for the wrong movie, because anyone giving this 10/10 didn't watch what I did. The first 40 minutes were pretty good, but after that it was garbage. This film is a disgrace to the A-list actors involved and is beyond ridiculous, to the point of lunacy.

They overdid the "crazy plot twists" by about 3 or 4 too many (I'm not exaggerating), the plot made no sense, they defied the laws of gravity, physics, and logic, the poorly choreographed fight scenes killed my soul, the special effects seem to come from a free app on an iPhone, the list goes on and on.

I'm pretty easy to please with movies, but this was awful in every way, shape, and form. Anyone who says to go in and just "enjoy the show" should stick with Barbie, Star Wars 7-9, and Zoolander, where that kind of childish mentality and little regard for the plot belongs.

If you're looking for a halfway decent action movie with good dialogue, a plot that isn't absurd, visually pleasing fight scenes, and at a moderate length, put this movie at the very, VERY, bottom of your list. Take it off the list, honestly.

I will never get those 2 hours/20 minutes (and $5, mind you) back, and I'm begging you to read this and go see another movie.

I usually don't care enough to leave reviews on IMDB (this is literally the first I've ever written) and that should tell you how AWFUL I feel this show is.
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