"... The only thing missing is your ass!"
Notes and observations:
* Four fights only five minutes into the movie
* Shirts are not required at the Double Deuce
* Dalton can be a first or a last name
* Opinions vary
* No matter what, the band plays on
* Dalton doesn't fly. Too dangerous
* Dalton doesn't drink, watch TV or wear underwear
* Red West, ironically, plays a guy named "Red"
* Many people think Dalton would be bigger
* Pain don't hurt
* It saves time to carry your medical records around with you
* The town of Jasper has a Photomat thanks to Brad Wesley
* Sam Elliott is the world's coolest guy.