This stinker is truly impressive in the scope of just how appalling it is on every level; the 2 and 1/2 hours was necessary to squeeze in all the wrong. Fans of this truly scare me. I assume "Hurricane Heist" also rates 10 stars on their lists, blowing their tiny minds with the combination of genres. These reviewers make statements like "it's a zombie movie, people, not Pride and Prejudice" to justify the absurdly high ratings, as if you are somehow mentally defective by expecting a movie to meet basic standards of reasoning and logic. I cannot bring myself to analyse this nonsense - please see some of the other one star reviews for a breakdown of the endless plot holes and absurdities. The empty-headed reviewers tell you to "switch off your brain, it's a zombie movie", not realising that most people cannot do this without slipping into unconsciousness. If you are not a simpleton, you will be incapable of accepting the onslaught of flaws in this movie. Acting, dialogue, plot, pacing, all truly abysmal. I have to keep going back to the delusional reviewers who rate this highly; one raved about Bautista's performance, comparing him to "The Rock" and saying that Bautista is capable of far more range. Bautista barely has more range than A rock. If you are using ex-wrestlers as baselines for acting chops, you have problems. An ex-wrestler in the lead role of a movie is a major red flag; I just assumed a zombie movie would be an easy watch as a time killer. How wrong I was. As truly terrible as this movie was, I have no doubt Snyder will continue to be permitted to trot out mindless drivel for years to come. I will stay tuned to see him plumb new depths of dross: I know he will not let me down.
Review of Army of the Dead
