Review of Rampage

Rampage (2009)
1/10
Bad movie, bad as always from uwe boll
13 July 2020
Warning: Spoilers
I don't understand how people can give this pile of garbage a free pass it's an uwe boll movie so its bad none of uwe bolls films are good none of them are they are completely bad and meaningless all of them are the worst films on the planet they are beyond bad

Everyone can say all they want how bad battlefield earth is because it was an abomination to cinema with a crappy plot and a bad script but at least it was a funny bad movie because it's just laughter all the time it was still an enjoyable bad film if nothing else

This film on the other hand is not good whatsoever just like all of the other uwe boll crapfests, alone in the dark, in the name of the king, bloodrayne, postal and house of the dead which were all large pieces of crap though they were released to theatres and they rival battlefield earth as being the worst movie in the world and the worst of all bad movies

While rampage was direct to video and the later films uwe boll made were direct to video because of how bad they were even worse than his bad films that were in theatres even though nobody went to see them and they were box office bombs.

Rampage is a completely terrible film , it has everything you need to make a bad crappy action movie, bad acting, bad plot, trash action, crap writing and horrible production design like in all of uwe bolls films all of them are bad he hasn't even made an ok or decent film all his films are completely beyond bad with no redeeming qualities whatsoever and that is pretty much what this is when I watched it I was bored to tears i fell asleep and I couldn't wake up it was basically about some kind of story of a man on a crime mission to go kill people he uses all types of weapons as pistols and he does it for money.

It even looks like a bad rip off from falling down a better crime mission thriller with better developed charachters better cast better acting better filmed action sequences and a more meaningful work of art

This film has none of those things and is the exact opposite of that.

Uwe boll has never made a good film his entire career and none of the critics like him and neither do the audiences he has absolutely no talent at all he is not an auteur and he is not a craftsman he is a talentless hack who cannot direct action properly to save his career and he remains the worst director in the world.
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