Review of Crash & Bernstein

I'd like to start with this: this is a theory and only a theory. It has some shaky evidence but I think it's enough to topple the "Toby is the Strangler" theory. My first piece of evidence is that crash is purple. Purple is the color of Crash and the Stranglers costume. Strangler confirmed. The second piece of evidence is that crash was built to destroy things. Like peoples throats. Strangler confirmed. And my final piece of evidence is the blatant fact that Crash strangled Pesto in the unfinished episode "Crash and Strangling". STRANGLER STINKING CONFIRMED. This all makes sense, which leads to the shocking realisation: "Crack and Learn Bean 2: Elecric Googaloo" is "The Office" cannon. There's also the possibility that Wyatt is Hannibal Lecter, The Joker (Both Joaquin Phoenix and Heath Ledger) and Darkwing Duck, but that's a theory for another day. I hope this has persuaded you to believe that Crash is in fact the Scranton Strangler.