"They're Animals! I Swear, They Get Worse From Year To Year!"...
11 September 2018
GRADUATION DAY starts off at a high school track and field competition, where a runner named Laura Ramstead (Ruth Ann Llorens) drops dead after winning a race. Soon thereafter, a mysterious figure is hunting down and killing the school athletes.

At the same time, Laura's older sister, Ann (Patch Mackenzie) arrives in town for the titular event. Could there be some other reason for her return? As for other possible suspects, there's an entire school of red herrings to choose from. Especially, the explosive, overbearing coach Matthews (Christopher George), who yells his lungs out at every opportunity. In fact, all of the adults in this movie are either letches, idiots, or lecherous idiots!

The students aren't much better! They're as ridiculous as the means of their deaths, which include: death by sword, spikes, and football! Watch for Linnea Quigley as Dolores, who instantly sheds her top, as in most of her projects. Also, look quick and you'll see Vanna White in designer jeans!

WARNING: This movie contains intense "roller boogie" scenes, and 1980's "rock music" being played! Don't worry though, because there's not one second of this movie that can be taken seriously! Nope, not at all.

Co-stars Michael Pataki as the insufferable Principal Guglione...
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