Alex is the love child of Sean Connery and Van Damn, a casino gambling agent who fights in random Kumite tournaments and has mystical powers.
Some ninjas try to rob a casino with just knives and swords, and are easily defeated by our hero Alex, bring a gun next time?
Then a redhead in a blue dress sings to him at a bar
He then goes on some mini Quests for experience points to level up by fighting generic ninjas for some diamonds, then fighting some crime guys in an antique shop...
He then goes to various dinner parties and claims that he doesn't fight anymore (liar) even though he fought earlier...
He then wanders the streets and seems to know random street hookers on a first name basis...
A smoke bomb in the phone goes off and somehow knocks people over? The master is dead and I already forgot his name...
Alex gets played like a deck of cards!
The iron hand can heal with magic which is totally real because I can do it too!
He then trains with some random master guy and flirts with his niece through various training montages while getting shot at with arrows, similar to Dodge Ball "if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball" except its "If you can dodge an arrow, you can dodge an effort to make a better plot"
The bad guy who originally wanted him to fight now doesn't want him to fight... woahhh ! M. Night Shyamalan plot twist?
More random training montages where he makes dumb noises with ropes then catches an arrow, but doesn't catch the opportunity to bang that guys daughter or whatever in the bath house. She then tells him "your like a brother to me" what kind of messed up family is this?
Beats up some random guys and doesn't even bother calling the police
More training montages with random dangerous nonsense... and hes ready to fight the Beast!
With his training complete, he decides to go to an opium den? and of course fights again...
Random Kumite starts in India or something...
His son is terrible at chopping fire wood but alex then shares his secret fire bending powers and can start fires with his mind.
In the tournament some guy uses a whip which is somehow allowed?
The beast is basically like the Mountain from GOT, I feel like he needs an eye patch or a scarred face, but all we get is a mustache.
In some fights, the bad guys teleport around the stage due to the editing and filming.
Final fight! The BEAST! Lets face it, we all knew Alex was going to win.
The ending music is so 90s its painful, Cheerful hip hop version of Mortal Kombat.
And that's how Alex didn't teach his son to chop lumber properly. The end.
Some ninjas try to rob a casino with just knives and swords, and are easily defeated by our hero Alex, bring a gun next time?
Then a redhead in a blue dress sings to him at a bar
He then goes on some mini Quests for experience points to level up by fighting generic ninjas for some diamonds, then fighting some crime guys in an antique shop...
He then goes to various dinner parties and claims that he doesn't fight anymore (liar) even though he fought earlier...
He then wanders the streets and seems to know random street hookers on a first name basis...
A smoke bomb in the phone goes off and somehow knocks people over? The master is dead and I already forgot his name...
Alex gets played like a deck of cards!
The iron hand can heal with magic which is totally real because I can do it too!
He then trains with some random master guy and flirts with his niece through various training montages while getting shot at with arrows, similar to Dodge Ball "if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball" except its "If you can dodge an arrow, you can dodge an effort to make a better plot"
The bad guy who originally wanted him to fight now doesn't want him to fight... woahhh ! M. Night Shyamalan plot twist?
More random training montages where he makes dumb noises with ropes then catches an arrow, but doesn't catch the opportunity to bang that guys daughter or whatever in the bath house. She then tells him "your like a brother to me" what kind of messed up family is this?
Beats up some random guys and doesn't even bother calling the police
More training montages with random dangerous nonsense... and hes ready to fight the Beast!
With his training complete, he decides to go to an opium den? and of course fights again...
Random Kumite starts in India or something...
His son is terrible at chopping fire wood but alex then shares his secret fire bending powers and can start fires with his mind.
In the tournament some guy uses a whip which is somehow allowed?
The beast is basically like the Mountain from GOT, I feel like he needs an eye patch or a scarred face, but all we get is a mustache.
In some fights, the bad guys teleport around the stage due to the editing and filming.
Final fight! The BEAST! Lets face it, we all knew Alex was going to win.
The ending music is so 90s its painful, Cheerful hip hop version of Mortal Kombat.
And that's how Alex didn't teach his son to chop lumber properly. The end.