Another of my garage sale finds. I'm so pleased my total investment (loss) is limited to $1 and 2 hours.
How could so many talented people have spent an estimated $42 million dollars on this hopeless and totally useless piece of junk? Film Tech 101--If you start out with a stupid story line, you will produce a stupid screenplay. Your stupid screenplay will flop no matter who the actors are trying to do the job.
Suffice it to say that this is one of those films where you will appreciate having the fast forward button handy. If you don't walk away altogether. I know there are people out there who can't wait to see Ms. Theron in one of her usual silly sex romps. I can live without it. I would pay her extra to keep her clothes on for awhile. Her scene with Affleck is pornographic. That's cool, but you certainly don't need to attend university classes to pump on screen and there is no--no--way it should have cost $42 million to get to her swabbing Ben's mouth (literally) with her snaked tongue. I wanted to reach through the screen and pass Affleck a bottle of mouthwash.
What is wrong with these people?
How could so many talented people have spent an estimated $42 million dollars on this hopeless and totally useless piece of junk? Film Tech 101--If you start out with a stupid story line, you will produce a stupid screenplay. Your stupid screenplay will flop no matter who the actors are trying to do the job.
Suffice it to say that this is one of those films where you will appreciate having the fast forward button handy. If you don't walk away altogether. I know there are people out there who can't wait to see Ms. Theron in one of her usual silly sex romps. I can live without it. I would pay her extra to keep her clothes on for awhile. Her scene with Affleck is pornographic. That's cool, but you certainly don't need to attend university classes to pump on screen and there is no--no--way it should have cost $42 million to get to her swabbing Ben's mouth (literally) with her snaked tongue. I wanted to reach through the screen and pass Affleck a bottle of mouthwash.
What is wrong with these people?