Crash & Bernstein (2012–2014)
1/10
''Just for kids'' is not an excuse!
12 February 2014
I know I will get lots of hate for this review, but I am going to post it anyway. So, because of Disney's horrible live action shows, I thought this show would be no exception, but boy this show reached a new low for Disney that I didn't expect!

1) The cast/acting: The acting is ''wooden''! Tim, the one that plays Wyatt, cannot act at all! He does not show any emotions, and also uses the same monotone voice. And the girl who plays Amanda, please stop with that annoying accent! And the actor of Pesto is annoying too! Anyway, the worst acting and cast of a Disney live-action show! The cast/acting: 0.5/10

2) Humor: The humor is gross, because it is all about farts, and p**p, I know some Disney shows had toilet humor, but this one reaches the max! The humor is gross even for the target audience! It's not even funny! Humor: 0.5/10

3) The plots: The plots are the most stupid for Disney show, and are also uninteresting. Like: Crash falls in love with an egg, they lose internet and they act like it's the end of the world, and, just to add, that episode with internet was WAY too boring. Plots: 1/10

4) The last but not the least, the characters! Wyatt: I don't like him at all, he is selfish, and also treats his friends horribly. Crash: He is an annoying jerk, if I had a guy like Crash in my house, I would kick him out! The only character that is good is the mom, I can relate to her hate for Crash. The characters: 3.5/10

When is Disney going to stop putting out garbage shows like this? I mean, Crash had a scary dream about a mustache, are you serious?

And that theme song makes me wanna destroy my TV!

Also, unlike other Disney live-action shows, there is no saving grace for this show.

Try better next time, Disney XD!

Total: 0.5/10

If you want to watch quality TV shows, watch: Doctor Who(2005) Johnny Bravo, Dexter's Lab, Mickey Mouse(2013), Gravity Falls, Wonder over Yonder, Ducktales, Darkwing Duck, Kid vs. Kat, TMNT(2003 and 2012) and Phineas and Ferb(Season 1 only!)
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