Review of Teeth

Teeth (I) (2007)
Ho Hum
5 August 2008
Vagina teeth? Sounds like fun. Too bad the story has no trajectory. What starts as a goofy riff on promise ring abstinence never congeals, jettisoning any interesting developments to play up an endless parade of "wolves in sheeps clothing" anti-feminist monsters to be chewed up by the killer vagina. It's hard to imagine a more uninteresting path this could have gone down. Too bad. If they had just continued with the abstinence/punishment angle a bit more they might have had something.

As is, it's just a gory bore.

Kudos to the lead who, at times, has a Winona Ryder appeal going on. And um... this ten lines of text thing is really ultra stupid.
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