1/10
Oh, man...
2 March 2008
It's just...breathtaking, almost. See it just to know that there are movies of this caliber in existence! Please, though, watch the via MST3K, as the commentary will keep your mood uplifted enough to get through it and laugh. Torgo is absolutely, fantastically bad as lackey to "The Master," and the latter's wives seem like they're cold reading from the script. The um, "quarrel" scenes between the wives redefines choreography as a practice, and the transitions between scenes...er, doesn't really exist. The movie, though scarcely 70 minutes long, seems willing to devote 15 of those to POV countryside watching, random make-out scenes, and cops who harass the love birds without any seeming relevance to the plot.

I will always remember Torgo, though. I think he steals the show, if only because he's the only thing that may end up embedded in your mind when all is done.
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