This is a real story. This morning I finished my night ship at work, got into the car and drove home. On my way I got a message from one of my coworkers, who seemed really stressed and wanted me to get back to him as soon as possible.
A few minutes later I got home, and called him back after parking. He said that there's a woman there who claims I trashed one of her car doors while leaving the parking lot. That was strange to me, since I didn't hit anything and my car was perfectly clean and whole.
Later today I realized that the woman was trying to get other people to pay her for a new door, by parking next to them and then blaming them for hitting her car, while it was actually hit from before. I called my agency and it took them a while to calm me down. Eventually I did, but my day was ruined.
And then, this evening, I saw Pledge This!, and realized my day wasn't entirely lost until that point, which made it the worst day in my life.
(A stupid girl): "Whoa, that dress must have cost hundreds of dollars!" (Another stupid girl): "You mean thousands." (A stupid girl): "Thousands of dollars?" (Another stupid girl): "Hundreds of thousands." (A stupid girl): "Thousands of thousands. That's what I meant!"
This dialog is a perfect example of how shallow, abominable, idiotic, execrable, and completely abysmal this movie is. The plot is based on a first grader's limerick, the acting is based on porno, and you know what - Paris Hilton is really not that hot. Most of the other girls looked way better than that silicone plastic Barbie, although they all portrayed a similar lack of intelligence and acting abilities.
I saw "Cursed" once and believed it was the worst movie ever, but this movie is not even on the scale. It is a waste of money in the most horrible and angering form you can imagine. And I don't mean YOUR money, I mean the producers' money, who are probably going to slam their heads against random walls to the beat of "What the heck was I thinking" for the rest of their lives.
If your local video store has this movie in stock, discontinue your membership at once.
A few minutes later I got home, and called him back after parking. He said that there's a woman there who claims I trashed one of her car doors while leaving the parking lot. That was strange to me, since I didn't hit anything and my car was perfectly clean and whole.
Later today I realized that the woman was trying to get other people to pay her for a new door, by parking next to them and then blaming them for hitting her car, while it was actually hit from before. I called my agency and it took them a while to calm me down. Eventually I did, but my day was ruined.
And then, this evening, I saw Pledge This!, and realized my day wasn't entirely lost until that point, which made it the worst day in my life.
(A stupid girl): "Whoa, that dress must have cost hundreds of dollars!" (Another stupid girl): "You mean thousands." (A stupid girl): "Thousands of dollars?" (Another stupid girl): "Hundreds of thousands." (A stupid girl): "Thousands of thousands. That's what I meant!"
This dialog is a perfect example of how shallow, abominable, idiotic, execrable, and completely abysmal this movie is. The plot is based on a first grader's limerick, the acting is based on porno, and you know what - Paris Hilton is really not that hot. Most of the other girls looked way better than that silicone plastic Barbie, although they all portrayed a similar lack of intelligence and acting abilities.
I saw "Cursed" once and believed it was the worst movie ever, but this movie is not even on the scale. It is a waste of money in the most horrible and angering form you can imagine. And I don't mean YOUR money, I mean the producers' money, who are probably going to slam their heads against random walls to the beat of "What the heck was I thinking" for the rest of their lives.
If your local video store has this movie in stock, discontinue your membership at once.