Review of The Dark

The Dark (2005)
1/10
Stupid movie
14 June 2006
Warning: Spoilers
It sucked. Nothing made sense and who has a stupid name like Ebrill. Sheep aren't scary, even if they trample you... they're just stupid. Why were all the people dressed like they were in the 1800's? It was like, 1955. Stupid people. Stupid movie. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. What did the flashback with Adele smacking her daughter have to do with ANYTHING??? How did she get out of the stupid chair when her daughter/whats her face was torturing her? Maybe she's magical. That would go with the stupidness of the movie. Why was the movie called The Dark? That's stupid title for a stupid movie. What did the shepherd have to do with the movie? He was just a mean dude with no life so he lived with sheep and was stupid. Do I really have to write 10 lines about this stupid movie? It doesn't deserve 10 lines. It deserves ZERO. No joke. Nothing else to say.
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