2/10
Skrew Hollywood Grub Grabbers
4 April 2005
This film is utter shite, Paul Anderson knows nothing of character development, plot, etc. he just knows how to direct a cheesy FX ridden turkey.....just look at almost all of his films- total garbage. This film probably should have never been made, at least in live-action it shouldn't. It just can't work, neither of them is scary anymore and even worse this film lacks what could've been it's ONLY minor saving grace (you know, keeping me from walking out of the theater)- relentless violence and gore. It's nothing more than a sterile, Disney-style version of an even far superior comic book series. Both franchises are dead, and neither should be resurrected (no, not even by Ridley Scott). Just like 50-something rockers shouldn't reform and tarnish a great bands legacy. Let's stop the raping. I, for one, thought Freddy VS Jason worked, for one reason- the films it was based on SUCKED, therefore it seemed to as more of a potent satire and spoof than a serious film. These Alien and Predator films however, did not deserve this tragedy.
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