Of course I only watched this movie because it stars Sarah Michelle Gellar. And on that note, WOW did I get what I bargained for, she looked more beautiful then ever. Just stunning.
Now, let's talk about the movie it self.
I'm thinking that it just might have been the worst movie I EVER saw. It was just terrible. The writing (dialogue) was absolutely rediculous. The story way bogus and actually just plain stupid.
PLOT: (and please do not consider this a "spoiler" because this is not some kind of thriller)
Gellar is a cook, and a very bad one too. Then one day she obtains a magical crab (yes people, really), who just sits on a shelve in the kitchen and then suddenly she's becomes this amazing cook, and everything the makes is flavoured with her emotions. OK then blablabla all sorts of weird stuff happens, of course there is this guy who she falls in love with. But when they kiss they both start to fly, which of course freaks the guy out and he decides she's a witch and he doesn't want to see her anymore. Then suddenly he decides it doesn't really matter, because she's hot anyway (which she most definitely is) and all ends well.
Normally I would have puked all the way through a movie like this (would have watched it all the way through though because I find that one is NEVER, yes NEVER able to judge a movie if it is not watched from the begin credits to the end credits) but I was so hypnotised but Sarah that I actually made it through, alive and in a way satisfied.
Conclusion: Beware! Do NOT, I say NOT watch this if you are not a huge huge fan of Gellar, this movie is so crappy you probably couldn't even imagine, and it's not even bad in a funny way like for instance Beverly Hills Ninja (haha, that movie cracked me up..sorry). If you are au contraire, enjoy, I know I did.
Rating: In terms of Gellar, I give this flick a 10/10 As an objective movie critic I'd say 1/10
Now, let's talk about the movie it self.
I'm thinking that it just might have been the worst movie I EVER saw. It was just terrible. The writing (dialogue) was absolutely rediculous. The story way bogus and actually just plain stupid.
PLOT: (and please do not consider this a "spoiler" because this is not some kind of thriller)
Gellar is a cook, and a very bad one too. Then one day she obtains a magical crab (yes people, really), who just sits on a shelve in the kitchen and then suddenly she's becomes this amazing cook, and everything the makes is flavoured with her emotions. OK then blablabla all sorts of weird stuff happens, of course there is this guy who she falls in love with. But when they kiss they both start to fly, which of course freaks the guy out and he decides she's a witch and he doesn't want to see her anymore. Then suddenly he decides it doesn't really matter, because she's hot anyway (which she most definitely is) and all ends well.
Normally I would have puked all the way through a movie like this (would have watched it all the way through though because I find that one is NEVER, yes NEVER able to judge a movie if it is not watched from the begin credits to the end credits) but I was so hypnotised but Sarah that I actually made it through, alive and in a way satisfied.
Conclusion: Beware! Do NOT, I say NOT watch this if you are not a huge huge fan of Gellar, this movie is so crappy you probably couldn't even imagine, and it's not even bad in a funny way like for instance Beverly Hills Ninja (haha, that movie cracked me up..sorry). If you are au contraire, enjoy, I know I did.
Rating: In terms of Gellar, I give this flick a 10/10 As an objective movie critic I'd say 1/10