At least "I Know What You Did Last Summer" had some wit and real humor and character despite the simple fact that it was horribly transparent in it's genre. Now, take that and subtract the wit, the humor, and....uh, well, the character and you get this mess: "I STILL Know What You Did Last Summer." (Oooo...the horror.)
Jennifer Love-Hewitt's acting has never been flatter. Brandy has never sounded so much like a third grader pretending to be an actress. And a script has never before been....well, just this BAD!!! It's amazing how much you miss Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Phillippe, and Kevin Williamson when they're not around, you know. As some kind of strange recoup, the story tries throwing in all the usual sexual babble. After a while though, you just finally come to the realization that, in fact, these characters are nothing but horny. They are trite carbon copies of the "Porky's" kids. Really, does Hollywood actually think teens are THAT shallow?!! From other recent, better, fare I was beginning to think not, but now that I've seen this I'm honestly starting to wonder.
Oh, well.
No more, please, Mister Fisherman. You've come back a second time and, for some reason unknown to me, killed a bunch of innocent people on an island. I was led to believe that you actually just wanted revenge for that whole running-you-over-and-then-dumping-you thing but I guess you're just another mindless slasher after all. Well, there's no room for you in the '90s, pal. Go find some "Friday the 13th" film to haunt.
Jennifer Love-Hewitt's acting has never been flatter. Brandy has never sounded so much like a third grader pretending to be an actress. And a script has never before been....well, just this BAD!!! It's amazing how much you miss Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Phillippe, and Kevin Williamson when they're not around, you know. As some kind of strange recoup, the story tries throwing in all the usual sexual babble. After a while though, you just finally come to the realization that, in fact, these characters are nothing but horny. They are trite carbon copies of the "Porky's" kids. Really, does Hollywood actually think teens are THAT shallow?!! From other recent, better, fare I was beginning to think not, but now that I've seen this I'm honestly starting to wonder.
Oh, well.
No more, please, Mister Fisherman. You've come back a second time and, for some reason unknown to me, killed a bunch of innocent people on an island. I was led to believe that you actually just wanted revenge for that whole running-you-over-and-then-dumping-you thing but I guess you're just another mindless slasher after all. Well, there's no room for you in the '90s, pal. Go find some "Friday the 13th" film to haunt.