So what's the deal? Sure, they've clearly spent over $100 million too much on this movie, but it isn't all bad. There's the, erm, well I forget at present, but it does have some redeeming features. Hang on, hang on, they'll come to me. Ah yes- the opening titles are amazing. Does that count as a spoiler? If there is one piece of advice I can give you if you can't find anything better to watch at the cinema, it is this- go stoned. It looks better, and your brain will be already numbed. Also, even if you are in happy-land, you will have no difficulty in following the plot (sic). That said, the film was genuinely almost good in places.