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The Dark (2018)
WORST MOVIE - would give 0 stars if possible.
I'm not sure where to start with this movie - from the time the movie started it was a trip down hill. From a killer teenage zombie - to blind teenager pissing his pants, ending with them falling in love and her turning back into a hatchet face human. The plot leaves a lot of questions unanswered. The entire movie can be summed up with: A preacher kidnaps and touches boys -> a boy meets a zombie girl killed by her pedophile step dad -> boy and girl fall in love -> girl sends boy away -> girl becomes hatchet face human.
That's it! We never find out the history of the characters, the plot of how they arrived where they were, or what happens in the end.
Seems like someone took a toddlers 'bad man' drawing and say lets make this scary. But what is supposed to be scary? There was no gore, no jump scares, and not even a sense of unease caused by loud noises or soundtrack. Honestly what makes this a Horror movie besides the fact it takes place in the woods?