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Shark Tank: Shark Tank LIVE! (2022)
Shark Tank jumps the shark straight into a dumpster fire.
The cringe was real. You ever watch something so cringe that you can literally feel the embarrassment through the screen? That would sum up the season premiere of Shark Tank. From the opening which sees Mark Cuban run ridiculously towards the audience like some kind of sports event, all the way to the guy resembling the Wizard Of Oz narrating from what looks like a lifeguard stand. The whole show felt surreal in a bad way. When a programs highlights consist of a product to scoop mucous from your baby and Mark Cuban offering to pay 1.5 million dollars for what can only be described as pizza Tupperware, you begin to question whether or not the whole thing is staged.
Lastly, whose idea was it to have the viewers text the show to answer the most inane questions ever? The only question viewers should have been asked was whether they believed it was time to follow Kevin O' Leary's advice and take Shark Tank behind the barn. If you saw this disaster in real time, I think you know the answer to that.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Part VI (2022)
Bantha Fodder
Do you like Bantha fodder? Perhaps you like the smell of Jawas crisping in the warm heat of Tatooine? How about rummaging waist deep in the trash compactor aboard the first Death Star? Hmm, perhaps the warm gelatinous feel while sleeping inside a TaunTaun?
Wait a second, I know what you like! How could I have been so oblivious to it. My connection with the force must have diminished over the years or perhaps I should eat more space oysters so my Midi-chlorian count increases like Obi. You saw all the episodes right?!?!
Of course you did! You my friend are a fine connoisseur of Carbonite! You love being frozen in its eternal slumber and enjoy its blinding after effects. Why else would you subject yourself to this?
What? Speak up... Louder, I can't hear you...LOUDER!!!
Star Wars? OHHH, STAARRRR WAAAARRRRS! You wanted STAR WARS Right? STAHHHH WAHHHHSSSSS..... You ate some 'member berries' didn't you? It's okay, happens to us all from time to time.
Welp, my young Padawan, they're still combing the desert looking for it. As of this moment, well lets just say......
WE AIN'T FOUND S_ _ _!
Batwoman (2019)
Do the Batusi instead.
That's right. You're better off watching Adam West on loop for 8 hours dancing the Batusi than watching this drivel. If you tied Jason Todd to a chair and placed a TV in front of him playing Batwoman, he would cry out to the Joker to end him. Even on Earth-Zero this show would get cancelled.
The Special (2020)
What's in the box?!?!?
First let me start off by saying who will most likely enjoy this movie. If you are a horror aficionado, if you grew up watching Tales From The Darkside, Monsters, Tales From The Crypt, old school video nasties or enjoy reading magazines like Fangoria, then this movie will not disappoint you. What you have here is a well executed horror movie that pulls you in from the moment our main actor decides to take a walk down the dark side, until the very end when the proverbial S hits the F. This is one Pandora's box that even Pandora should not open. The acting is on par with movies in this budget range, but unlike other B or Indie horror movies I have seen, there is no cringe dialogue. Also, when it comes to the special effects used, it would seem that the better half of the budget was used for this. To say anymore would spoil key plot points. This is a journey best taken in the back seat of our protagonist's car.
With the plethora of garbage that gets released almost on a daily basis, you will be pleasantly surprised to find "The Special" on your over crowded horror dining menu. Just be careful what you decide to do with the 'tip'.