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Batman: Death in the Family (2020)
Straight up theft
If you paid for this, I'm sorry. If you got your hopes up, me too. What an absolute joke of a release this is. Do yourself a favour and just watch "Under the Redhood" instead of this overly long flashback where they couldn't be bothered to allow a lot of the other voice actors lines to be used and instead, opt for an overwrought narration by a bored Batman.
DC and WB should be ashamed of themselves.
Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020)
Not worth a watch even for the nostalgia
It was boring, it wasn't funny, the whole story is a jumbled mess. It felt like a 90 minute SNL parody of itself.
The girl playing Keanu's daughter is trying so hard to do a Keanu impersonation that it was distracting and infuriating. I realize the previous two iterations weren't exactly "Citizen Kane", but this is barely "Dude, where's my car?"
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier: New World Order (2021)
Excessively dull.
Outside of the opening action beat, the episode could be summed up thusly; Bucky tries dating and Falcon applies for a loan. Then, in a moment reminiscent of Amazing Spider-man 2, the interesting part starts just before we cut to black. I've seen antique roadshows with more intriguing plots.
Teen Titans Go!: Teen Titans Roar! (2020)
It's brilliant
If for no other reason than the one star reviews it garnished from their painfully self unaware detractors. I loved it.
Jay and Silent Bob Reboot (2019)
Hard to watch
The movie relies on Jay and Kevin Smith's kid to drive the movie, that tells you about all you need to know. A steady diet of Jay shouting and Kevin Smith's kid struggling to act gets real old, real fast.
The jokes are lazy, the teenager girl gang is annoying and the whole thing is a massive letdown.
The Simpsons: Helter Shelter (2002)
Probably the worst episode
It's lazy, it's boring and it hits on the same note for the entire runtime. Do yourself a favor and do anything but watch this episode