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CSI: Miami (2002)
Even the dead look beautiful.
I started to watch this show when it first came out thinking it was SO cool with the eye candy in tight cloths and driving hot cars,then it dawned on me that they would solve crimes in less than 12 hours when it fact most times if not all the time it takes longer than that,why is it since they are funded by county they only do the rich areas of Miami and never the ghettos or trailer parks,what crime lab tech does their evidents collecting in designer cloths or high heels,why is it that during a rescission and high gas prices they are driving around in hummers.It makes me laugh when they show the victims lied out in a nice out fit posing,as for the actors they are just plain flat with no substance.They need to put this 60 minute high def music/fashion show video out of its misery.
Grown Ups (2010)
Cute and a little funny
I read the reviews on here about grown up and there where a lot of ugly reviews,so i opted to rent it from red box.First of all the Adam,Kevin,Chris,rob and David where great comedians in their time maybe its time to hang it up and try different genres but they did manage to pull some parts off in the movie, but the children and the ladies pulled it off better.The movie had it moments of humor and there some moments really now ? how childish.Lot better than sandler other movies,i actually watched the whole movie ,i have not done that in a long while.If you looking for rude crude comedy like hot tube time machine you not going to find it here,they could have tweaked the story line a tad it was a bit dry in some point but i guess in real life your not going pick up where you left of 20+ yrs before with your old buddies thats what i took from this picture at the start but at the end they oops i almost gave it away sorry you will have to see it to know what i was talking about.
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
Funny really?(no spoiler its spoiled it self like a rotten egg.)
First of all i love john cusack and all his movies,but this has to be his worst film ever and i am totally surprised he even made this movie was he trying to relive his younger days?Don't get me wrong i love a good comedy but this movie just fall flat i turned it off half way through it.I could some how relate to the movie you know four friend hanging out and getting drunk,i was the goofy one but anyways this movie bares a slight resembled to hangover,which i need to watch again.I am glad i only paid $1.50 at red box for this movie,i am lost for words to describe it,it is mixed bag of gross ,crude and what the #$%?.Mr cusack please don't make an other movie like this don't be an other Adam Saddler.
The Strangers (2008)
Why would you?
Why would you open the door to a total stranger,i wish i would have read the reviews on here before i bought the movie at blockbuster(previewed movies).Don't get me wrong i love a good scary movie but after 20 minutes of this drivel i was hoping a bolt of lighting to take me out.First i love Liv Taylor she is a good actress which made me sad to think she would come out in this film.Second why would you after getting rejected by your girlfriend take her to the summer home,i would have taken her to her home.Third i am a smoker if i run out of smokes no way in heck am i going to the store to buy more.Fourth if someone comes knocking on my door in the middle of night i ain't answering let alone leave my girlfriend alone to go buy more smokes.i can keep going but then i would bore you like the movie bored me,i wouldn't do that to you even though you people are complete strangers.
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)
Just stunned
After watching the trailer to this with all the explosions and all the other cool looking effects,boy was i dead wrong. First of all i didn't watch the whole movie,i stop after the first 15 minutes of it,i could not take any more of it,it was like watching a very bad si-fi movie from the early eighties,the acting was like watching card board cut outs,the actors in this had a one dimensional feel to them,they where not very believable.So what i gather is that they where able to round up all the best in their fields (doctors,scientist and engineers)from one city thats what i got since they where in the same helicopter kind of unbelievable.Whats with the sound track once again it sound like from a cheesy 80's si-fi.Do yourself a favor take your kid or niece,nephew to the zoo or chuck e cheese,instead of seeing this God forsaking trash.
The Way of the Master (2003)
His heart is in the right place but!
I myself am a born again Christian and a firm believer of the bible as the truth and the only way.It a great guidelines to a better life because without Jesus in my life i would still be lost(notice i said I). I have seen this program once and thats all i need to see,these two gentlemen mean well but their views in how a person should live their l is a bit twisted,who are we as men to ask people questions that God will be asking at that person judgment day?Jesus wants his servants to spread the gospel and to tell those who want to hear it.There a few scriptures in the bible i could throw out there about judging people and something about telling my brother about the speck in his eye when i have lumber in mine.There are plenty of great men in the bible that did wrong but repented like King David,God knows that we as people can not be perfect but thats what he wants,we are clay and he is the potter he is molding and shaping our lives everyday.Mr Cameron realize that we are not perfect and neither is he.