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DC Super Hero Girls: #ScrambledEggs (2019)
Get the Hock Out + Shell Shock = A Idiotic waste of time known as Scrambled Eggs
Oh boy where do I begin with this atrocity of an episode that's even worse than Crushing It? Oh yeah! This episode is basically a rehash of the show's Super Short, Shell Shock which that short had a similar concept of egg sitting, only as if it was written by Dan Vs' Chris Pearson, the writer behind the infamous Buddy Thunderstruck episode, Get the Hock Out, or the writers of Teen Titans Go, but suck out all of the short's charm and left it with a huge mess, let me show you how charm of said short is removed.
First you get the exact same plot from Shell Shock, then you add 2 cups of drag out filler to fill the eleven minute mark, a cup of character derailment (most notably Kara Danvers), then a cup of mean spirited tones, a teaspoon of too much main protagonists with 15 additions, a cup of a idiot plot, and a pitch of light-hearted nature, mix all that together in a blender and then you get this complete abomination of a DC Super Hero Girls filler episode where Tim Sheridan's writing went downgraded from being great and epic to Teen Titans Go quality writing.
This episode, just like Stunt Fever from Buddy Thunderstruck gives the show's continuity and logic from previous episodes and slaps it all in the face as it has a lot of continuity errors that retcons the previous episodes such as Supergirl failing in school even though in the Good, the Bad and the Bizzare, she was doing very well academically, as well as some of the events of Soul Sisters (mostly Tastu's development) being thrown out the window, hell this episode was even produced after those two episodes by production code according to the DC Super Hero Girls wiki.
Let me compare this episode to two episodes Tim Sheridan wrote before this episode, DC Super Hero Boys which that two parter episode have some really fantastic writing where the Super Hero Girls and the Invisa-Bros start off as rivals who want to out past one team another to see who is the best team, then later learned about equality and working together, heck, the battle scene between two teams and the Kryptonians in the second part is totally epic, and the same could be said about Gotham Con which has some great writing with character development from Barbara and Haleen and heartwarming moments like the ending bit considering that that episode was Tim's first written episode even if Tim could've be the most popular writer of the show.
The writing here is just pure lazy and nonsensical, even for both the show and DC animated show standards due to this episode downgrading the show's original tone as a light and dark superhero cartoon and made it into an entirely light hearted sitcom one with some mean spirted moments in this episode and there's not even a villain (not even the Super Villain Girls, despite appearing in this episode) harming Metropolis at all, while some episodes like House Pest don't have a villain or the appearance of the main characters' super suits and powers (one of them only use them once), it's shows that no every episode needed any of these things to the the story.
However, the other main problem is with the majority of this episode is just the powerless hero and villain students whom seemed to have lost all signs of intelligence and behaving like immature four year old brats over their eggs being cracked and cooked as if they barley learned anything about responsibility of taking care of stuff even to the point where they're fighting over the last egg at the pier for two whole minutes of the 11 minute runtime and not learned their lesson despite the fact that they have their gadgets and super powers to take care of the eggs which is just plain out of character of all the Super Hero Girls, Da Invisa-Bros and maybe Tastu in contrast to all the character development they're given, especially since these two teams saved and helped many people in the pervious 30 episodes, and Tim even wrote DC Super Hero Boys where both teams save an entire city from danger.
The most infamous part of the characters' lack of intelligence is the part where Barbara breaks into Garth's house and takes her team's egg in front of Kara and Haleen to go night patrol despite Garth and Zee telling her not to take the egg to do night patrol and runs into a road hole when riding her motorcycle and what did she do to save the egg? Of course she watches the egg through the wired fence rolling into the wood chipper and ran by a truck that was going to be used for a plot device later. Could've Barbara just climb over the fence and save the egg in a few seconds with her gadgets? It's not electrified or anything, but still you somehow couldn't climb the fence and listen to your teammate about the danger of night patrol.
This episode also makes the rivalry between Zee and Oliver dialled up to eleven after working together in DC Super Hero Boys just like Drama Queen as they only cared about acting like toxic parents than babysitting their egg, even gone as far as yelling one another over putting their egg in a carton in the fridge until Monday which makes Zee throw something made from China though we thankfully not shown which can be hard to sit through due to their annoying voices.
Speaking of, even the voice acting in this episode is so annoying, as most of the actors (especially Zee, Oliver, Carol, Kara, Haleen, Tastu, and Barbara) often yelling the majority of their lines which is just unacceptable, also for the show's standards since the voice acting in many other episodes and most of the time is great.
Also if want to make a egg sitting plot more relatable and original, then why would you need 15 more characters that come with subplots that have nothing to do with the plot other than filling the eleven minute runtime as if two wasn't enough? The only ones that have purpose in the story are Kara, Haleen, Zee, Oliver, Hal, Carol, Garth, and Barbara, while everybody else barley have enough lines or screen-time as well as in the cases of Selina Kyle and Carter Hall, being reduced to non-speaking roles.
The most two great examples of the most underused characters in this episode has to be Jessica and Leslie since they are completely useless though out the entire episode, the lack of the former in this episode created a plot hole where Pamela (aka the Get the Hock Out Robby Burgles of this episode) goes by and steals the egg for a sandwich... wait a minute, isn't Jessica supposed to be with Pamela after being on her team by Mr. Chapin? Why can't Jessica just stop the fight, call out the 14 students for their immature behaviour, suggested them that they could share and take care of the last egg together and defend it from both Pamela and Leslie to get out of summer school which proves that Jessica is not only completely underused since she appears in the classroom scenes with two lines spoken, but serves as an excuse to use Pamela for gross-out humour and the writer to say "Screw Jessica, that girl is not part of the main cast of this rehash mess of an episode anymore and let's add Pamela the gross-out joke fodder in this" making Pamela completely useless and just there for gross out filler in this episode and an excuse to make all of the students (even her own team) fail at egg sitting and Leslie only appears in the beginning just to make a handshake egg prank towards Tastu and then disappears afterwards, this episode also never explains what happen to the two during the entire weekend after they failed, not even in the climax.
After all of the students fail, we get an promising emotional scene where Kara and Haleen have to face summer school by hugging and crying one another, that's heartwarming for the least, until the truck goes by and drops the last egg that those two Buddy and Darnell wannabes left at the post office in front of the students abruptly ended that emotional scene that could save the episode from being lazy and filler, and started to chase the egg and fight at the pier. Seriously by having all the students being attracted to the last egg being dropped out of a truck after that sad moment of Kara and Haleen crying over facing summer school, given that fact that not only the emotional scene involving Kara and Haleen literally comes out of nowhere and only there just to apply the most immature, idiotic, annoying, and even the worst climax in all of DC Super Hero Girls just for a last stupid egg, but also makes Kara and Haleen's egg seemed more of a plot device than anything else. As a result this makes the entire sad scene filler and pointless just like the classroom scene that drags out for three minutes, and I thought The Great Divide, Roadside Attraction, Keep City Beach Weird, and Get the Hock Out have writing this nonsensically abysmal.
Speaking of the climax, oh boy, this has got to be the most dumbest and even the worst climax of the entire show for good reason, all of the students chasing and fighting not because of a villain, but also a very stupid reason which is a last egg which drags out for two minutes. Even going as far as to ruin all of the students' characters we all know and love, even Tastu after all the character development she's been gone through in Soul Sisters, as in this episode Tastu becomes a selfish who wanted to up pass Diana over egg sitting, throwing out her character development and interaction of Diana from that aforementioned episode out the window in favour of the most selfishness derailment I've ever seen, quick question, why didn't the people there just tell the pier's security guards on these students for fighting and being annoying?
What the heck have you done to yourself, Tim Sheridan? You gave us Gotham Con and the fan favourite DC Super Hero Boys, and you wrote this rehash mess of an episode with a ton of character derailment and serves nothing important to the series overall, to the point that this episode can be easily forgotten about and not missed anything important.
Happily N'Ever After 2 (2009)
What are they too lazy to make Valiant 2 and decided to make More Happily N'Ever After?
Did you Remainder Happily N'Ever After? It's so funny in my opinion, But The Bad thing is That Happily N'Ever After got a sequel instead of Valiant despite Valiant having some positive reception from Audiences, and This The Main Reason Why This is the Worst Animated Sequel of all time:
1. Why Did they mandated to get a sequel when The First Happily N'Ever After bombed at the box office, Valiant should get one, because it was a box office hit in the US and The UK (Valiant's organ country) and have Positive Reception from Audiences, What did they put The Valiant Sequel on hold to focus on other stuff, The Long Wait for the Sequel is a Hellhole!
2. The Film's Animation is worse than Foodfight and Norm of the North, It Looks like it's suitable for a PlayStation 1 Game and also, The Film's has loads of errors like when Goldilocks talks, the background moves but not the woman behind her and she disappear in one flame, Why is The Dwarfs' House looks big for Snow White to Go In There Why are they too lazy to make the house so small for the dwarfs, The film's Cheap Animation was so bad that makes Delgo look like a 5 Star Masterpiece and The Emoji Movie look like The Lego Batman Movie,
3. The Story looks like the Writers were on Drugs, Why Did The Fairy Tale Kingdom have Modern Stuff like Cellphones, They don't have that kind of stuff in Fairy Tales, Didn't They research the fairy Tales or something, There's also mean spirited scenes in most parts include Snow White saying rude things about people in the ENTIRE Kingdom, And Despite The Title, There's No Connection to the First Happily N'Ever After, Just a Rehash of the First Movie's Plot but with a few changes, It's More of a Teenage Drama rather than a Comedy that they used in the Original Happily N'Ever After,
4. The use of The Characters are Horrendous as Most of the Characters from the First Happily N'Ever After did NOT Appear, They Replaced them with newer characters such as Snow White which looks like The New Rodrick from The New Diary Of a Wimpy kid Movie The Long Haul, King Cole, Lady Vain, and Others, The only Characters that Appeared in the First Film returned for the sequel are Munk, Mambo, Rumpelstiltskin, The Fairy Godmother and the Dwarfs, But Too Bad that the old Characters appeared in the first film makes Cameos in the sequel, That makes Space Chimps 2 Zartog Strikes Back looks like The First Ice Age,
5. The Voice Acting sounds bad as The Original voice Actors of Munk, Mambo and Rumpelstiltskin are replaced with newer ones, Munk's New Voice Actor sounds nothing like his old and sounds more like a Fat Cow Rather than his Old Voice Actor, Mambo's New Voice Actor sounds nothing like his Old Voice Actor who did Boingo from The Hoodwinked Films and it was so bad that it was Mambo's New Voice Actor's Only Role, and Rumpelstiltskin sounds more like one of Von Talon's Henchmen from Valiant instead of His Old Voice Actor, Almost None of The Voice Actors from the First Movie returned,
6. Vanguard Animation The Creator of Projects Like Valiant and Space Chimps, Have no Interest in the Sequel is Because They Were Busy doing some Other Stuff, Instead The Other Company Made The Sequel Without the help of Vanguard Animation which i got mad about Vanguard Animation NOT Getting Valiant a Sequel and instead Happily N'Ever After got A Sequel.
This Movie deserves an 1 Star for Putting Valiant 2 on Hold until They feel like making it, This Is Emily The Cartoon Reviewer, Goodnight
Teen Titans Go!: The Cape (2013)
Worse Than The Strange Hill High Knock off Scenes and One Slam In The Face Over Free Birds
You Think The Return of Slade is Bad? Well here it is, It's The Cape! and I'll Tell You Reasons Why This Episode is Worst Than The Strange Hill High Knock off Scenes, One Slam In The Face Over Free Birds and No Guts No Valiant,
1. Horrible Use of The Original Teen Titans Animation, instead of using Little shipping of The Original Teen Titans, They Used The Entire Footage of Divide and Conquer and Re dubbed it into a Comedy, Just Like Doogal Where it re dubbed by US Actors for its United States Release,
2. Edited Scenes That Rip off of Scenes from movies I Liked, For Example, Raven Plays The BHC Theme Song and Ham III Did the Same BHC Theme Song Too, Numerous Action Scenes That Copied Off Captain Underpants The First Epic Movie which came out a year after this, Raven Can't stop talking about Fashion stuff which reminds me of Charlies De Girl talking about the message and cheese to the pigeons from the Movie Valiant, and most notably, Beast Boy Eats Butt Pudding in a scene similar to Po Eat way too much Dumplings in Kung Fu Panda 2, A Sequel to One of My Favourite Childhood Movies, Kung Fu Panda!
3. There's also drag out scenes that The Characters never stop talking, for example, Robin and Cyborg arguing about Capes instead of Cinderblock's Escape as seen from the original version of the episode and it's even longer than the original version of the episode.
4. The Ending is just so stupid as the TV zooms out and it was a redubbed Version of Divider and Conquer, and The Titans agree to watch more redubbed episodes of The Original Teen Titans.
5. The Characters are acting completely out of character, For Example, Slade, The Show's main Villain, tells a lame joke about pretending to Hold Something and Starfire tells The Other Teen Titans To Try Some Butt Pudding.
6. The Plot of This Episode is Horrendous as it Follows Cyborg and Robin Arguing about capes in The Re dubbed Version of Divide and Conquer, Why Won't you two shut up and make Valiant 2 instead,
This Episode is considered to be by critics and fans of the Original Teen Titans to be the WORST Teen Titans Go episode of 2016 and all time, This Episode is a BIGGEST SLAM IN THE FACE TO FANS OF THE ORIGINAL TEEN TITANS! Don't not watch This Episode, Watch Divide and Conquer from The Original Teen Titans Instead. This Is Emily The Cartoon Reviewer Goodnight!
Teen Titans Go!: The Return of Slade (2015)
A Insulting Episode To The Original Teen Titans
WARNING: IT CONTAIN SPOILERS!
I Liked The Old Teen Titans and Teen Titans Go! but The Return of Slade is a Middle Fingered episode to the Old Teen Titans Fans and makes fun of viewers who liked Teen Titans, Just Like Other Teen Titans Go Episodes on the list, The plot of this episode is like the Infamous YouTube Kids Cartoons that you watch on YouTube, but made by Warner Bros Who Did Storks which i also liked, The Title is Very misleading as Slade Doesn't appear and The Main Villain of this episode is A Clown! and Saying That Beast Boy says that we should let got of our Childhoods, Just Like The Way That The Writers insulting The Negative Reviews and Saying that Teen Titans Fans wanted to have (bleep) with Slade as They Gave All Their Fans a Middle Finger! and worst of all, This Episode is The Next Teen Titans Go! insulting The Teen Titans Fans Episode, What were The Writers Thinking?! Why did they wrote this episode! is it because they wanted to insult The Teen Titans Fans or something? Grade: F- See Me After Class! YOU INFAMOUS BOOTLEG OF TEEN TITANS!