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Mortdecai (2015)
One of Depp's best performances...
I will never understand how this film was not a hit. I would rate Depp's performance right up there with Fear and Loathing. If you don't know who Terry Thomas is, you should probably find out and then watch this again, Better still, watch It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World and THEN watch this again. Everything about this movie strikes the funny bone, including the random noises Depp uses throughout. I don't know, I just worry even more about the state of the world in general when people can't watch a movie like this and laugh.
Speed Dragon (2019)
Please don't waste your time on this...
I watched this because of the ratings on here, specifically the review by Jerry C - I'm pretty sure this guy had something to do with the production, especially after comparing the so-called star to James Dean. Maybe he was referring to the porn star, of which there are more than a few in this piece of trash - badly written, horribly acted, scenes mashed together like a student film. The only worthwhile thing about this is the music of the band as long as you don't look at them while it's going on, because they are all completely unbelievable as stage performers. I've never even written a review on here before, but the rating for this is just infuriating. Just bloody awful.
You've been warned.