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Boat Trip (2002)
Lookin' for love in all the wrong places....
Hey, it sure wasn't Masterpiece Theatre but I laughed so hard I cracked a rib. TONS of low-brow humor! Every offensive stereotype in the book. Not a "Politically Correct" moment in the whole freakin' movie. I loved it! Very much in the spirit of all those old early-eighties sex comedies.
Two guys, one just out of a bad relationship and his obnoxious, oversexed best pal, try to get away on a singles cruise. They end up insulting their travel agent who sends them on a gay cruise out of spite.(Don't worry; lots of hot chicks show up anyhow!) It's one part "Birdcage" mixed with two parts "Porky's".
If you're into comedies of manners, you might wanna take a pass on this one. But if you're sick of over-polished, politically correct crap, you might want to check it out.
An American Werewolf in Paris (1997)
What a train wreck....
This DVD is missing its calling as a Heineken coaster.... This is a great example of why no one should ever go see a sequel with a different director/writer than the original. Two hours of this turkey left me begging for Exorcist 2 reruns.
NO legitimate laughs. NOT ONE decent scare. The script was just a mess and I felt bad for the actors who had to perform it (they must have had sick relatives at home or monster coke habits or something).
The original was a makeup effects landmark. So naturally, the producers of the sequel thought it would be a great idea to to scrap makeup FX and do CG werewolves instead. These CG werewolves had me laughing a lot harder than any of the "comedy". It was just a total miss. If ya want a night's entertainment, go rent the original again. Or go take a film class and make your own horror film. You're bound to do better than these fools did.