Jane Fonda is undoubtedly a good actress but this film did her no favors. When Viola enters a room and someone says, 'She looks sensational' - the cinema audience laughed out loud because frankly she looked appalling.
Uglybone thin to the point of emaciation, elderly skin with vertical wrinkles on a face that should never, never have a close up (and got way too many) all added up to an awareness of age which spoiled every shot she was in. If someone set out to make Fonda look like an old bag, they certainly succeeded.
By contrast, Wanda Sykes and the amazing Elaine Stritch (why didn't we see more of her, what a waste) only served to make Fonda look even more like a harridan. Ruby's (Sykes) lines were smart little comebacks showing she was in control of this long-term relationship but there was not a spark of electricity between Fonda and JLo.
Vartan has as much personality as the tripe Fonda falls asleep in, looking non-plussed from one woman to the other as if hoping someone would remind him of his lines.
As he was supposed to be one of the USA's top surgeons, I fear for his patients, he came across as a sap.
The star was undoubtedly Ruby, assistant to Viola, but when Viola physically attacks her in the kitchen the plot lost any credibility it may have had in its failed attempt at slapstick...it was cringe time.
More use could have been made of the 'imaginings' of the two protagonists, Viola shoving Jlo's face into cake, Jlo bashing the old girl with a frying pan - if you wanted slapstick, that was it.
Whilst the Brahmins of US society may be shallow, tasteless, vituperative and crass, they rarely do about-turns when their children bring street kids home to marry. JLo was supposed to be talented but what we saw was someone whose only ambition was to walk dogs and wait tables (oh, and of course marry rich). No way would the aristocracy accept her...so even that wasn't credible.
It could have worked. With a far more feisty Lopez, with a soft-focus Fonda (or better yet, a Fonda who didn't demand close-ups and lines which made her look pathetic) a leading man with credibility as a surgeon and scion of top family...but these days films are not crafted to work, only to bring in the dollars. This will - but it doesn't deserve to.
Now you would expect after all that sarcasm and put-down that I didn't enjoy the movie but strangely enough, once I'd stopped shuddering at Fonda's appearance - I did. It was a no-brain fluff of a movie and filled 90 minutes with inoffensive clutter (the sets, even the garden were chockablock)and color. Go see it on a wet day with friends and you'll enjoy it.
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