I really hoped the trailer had left out the best bits but sadly not. You won't see anything better in the film that wasn't in the trailer. The film was intreguing at the start but led to very little and the less said about the end the better. Nothing very original and not scary at all. As is the case with many modern horror's, there's the odd irritating character I wish had met their grizzly end but once again sadly not. The acting was what You'd expect from horror but can't see any awards going it's way. My advice is to wait for whichever streaming site picks it up and if there is nothing else to watch give it a try.
Reviews
55 Reviews
Manifest
(2018–2023)
I shouldn't love this but I do.
14 November 2022
This show is so stupid and cheesy with some questionable acting but I can't get enough of it. Melissa Roxburgh (Michaela Stone) is fabulous in a b-list way but completely loveable. However Josh Dallas (Ben Stone) has one of the most annoying faces on planet earth, he has one facial expression which is slightly open mouthed and mildly perplexed frown and he get's more irritating the more the show goes on by being a massive drama queen that listens to nothing and no-one but his own stupid thoughts. Having said all that, this show is so bingable with a very cool and addictive storyline. Definately worth a watch unless you hate Hollywood.
Madame X
(2021)
Massive disappointment
13 October 2022
I have been the biggest Madonna fan ever since Like A Virgin came out in '84, that is however untul I saw this. Seriously, it's awful. The tickets for this show were the most expensive she has ever charged. The show is lazy, the only real dancing Madonna does in this show are on the screens behind her. This show was for the rich, she even takes a photo of herself and auctions them off to the higheat bidder with one guy paying 10k Euro. She has a very political message and very little entertainment. I actually ended up fast forwarding alot of it until eventually turning it off half way through. She's done. Sorry.
And Just Like That...
(2021– )
Literally awful
3 March 2022
Words can't describe how bad this is. Every loose end tied up in the first 5 mins. Every new gender revealed in episode 1. I literally wanted to throw up. It's like the desperate money grabbers thought Let's bring Sex and the City into 2021 and address every single issue that offends people and make it unoffensive. Vomit. What a travesty. OH MY GOD!!!!!
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(2022)
Where do i start?
24 February 2022
Ok the film was fairly entertaining, what ruined it for me (as so many films do now days) is the horrific cast, a bunch of do gooding, vegan, idealiatic, Gretta Thunbercesque, judgemental pillacs who are intolerant of anyone who doesn't think or look like them. As horror movies go they all deserved to die.
Chucky
(I) (2021– )
Wrong direction.
6 December 2021
I was so excited for this series and for the 1st 4 episodes it did not disappoint. It's funny and brutal and properly entertaining and Chucky is on top form.....but in episode 5 a storyline is brought in from the 2 weakest movies of the franchise 'Seed of Chucky' & 'Cult of Chucky', a storyline which should have ended with the movies', it took the series in the wrong direction a in my opinion ruined what was a highly entertaining series. I stopped watching at episode 6. Really disappointing.
Malignant
(I) (2021)
Insane
2 December 2021
This is one of those movies you don't realise how good it is until the insane twist. It's deliberately corny, cheesy and totally ridiculous but it works on a massive level. I loved this movie, it's so crazy i couldn't help but loved it. If you don't love this film, you're taking it too seriously.
Snowed in for Christmas
(2021 TV Movie)
Turned off at 15 mins
2 December 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Judgemental basic Au Pair with delusions of her own perfection meets her bosses brother in a book store and has an altercation with him because they both want to buy the last in store of the same present, she instantly dislikes him because he ends up getting the present (by the way she doesn't know it's her bosses brother, oh and he's a bit hot) but here's the twist, they're buying for the same horrificly emotional manipulator of a child. Already the ending is laid for you on a plate. So the parents get stuck im a snow storm and can't get home and as predicted he turns up at the front door. She's like 'YOU (who didn't let perfect me get what she wants)'. I'm guessing they get snowed in and fall in love and she flips off University and stays being an Au Pair for the rest of her life so she can be with him.
House of Gucci
(2021)
Loved it!
30 November 2021
I wasn't over keen on seeing this but I went anyway. This film is brilliant. The acting is amazing also, especially Lady Gaga and Jared Leto but everyone is brilliant to be honest. I'm not much of a Gaga fan and I didn't really rate her in A Star Is Born and didn't expect much of her in this either but she has clearly grown into a great actress and was absolutely perfect for this role. I didn't know this story or what happened so the ending was a total surprise.
The Green Knight
(2021)
How? Why? Bored. Rubbish. Why tho?
13 September 2021
I once went to an art exhibition and one of the featured artists was an American called Twombly who drew a massive circle on a white canvas. This film is less interesting than that.
First of all the title is misleading. This is not a film for anyone intregued by this title. This is an arthouse film with long scenes that make up the 2hr ish running time. I have never been so bored in my life. All i could think throughout the entire film was 'why tho'.
The film starts mildly intreguing and for the rest of the film, nothing but random stuff happens. Boring naked giants appear that have no bearing on the film at all. The ending concludes with even more nothingness.
Anyone that says this film is good is only trying to pass themselves off as intelligent when they're actually full of it. Keep your money in your pocket.
First of all the title is misleading. This is not a film for anyone intregued by this title. This is an arthouse film with long scenes that make up the 2hr ish running time. I have never been so bored in my life. All i could think throughout the entire film was 'why tho'.
The film starts mildly intreguing and for the rest of the film, nothing but random stuff happens. Boring naked giants appear that have no bearing on the film at all. The ending concludes with even more nothingness.
Anyone that says this film is good is only trying to pass themselves off as intelligent when they're actually full of it. Keep your money in your pocket.
Have you watched this lately?
15 August 2021
Black Christmas
(1974)
The scariest film of all time.
12 August 2021
I've just watched this again for the umpteenth time. It never ceases to terrify me. This is the ultimate scary movie.
My Dad recorded this from the TV back in the early 80's when i was little and my Mum told me under no circumstances am I to watch this film which was a total red rag to a bull. So i managed to watch it at some point...alone and my God I wished I hadn't.
Set in a Sorority house and the girls are receiving obscene phone calls (and I mean obscene). Can't really say anything more without spoilers.
This film gets creepier and creepier as it progresses and by the end you should be terrified. To get the best effect, watch it alone with all the lights off.....if you dare.
My Dad recorded this from the TV back in the early 80's when i was little and my Mum told me under no circumstances am I to watch this film which was a total red rag to a bull. So i managed to watch it at some point...alone and my God I wished I hadn't.
Set in a Sorority house and the girls are receiving obscene phone calls (and I mean obscene). Can't really say anything more without spoilers.
This film gets creepier and creepier as it progresses and by the end you should be terrified. To get the best effect, watch it alone with all the lights off.....if you dare.
Still top class ridiculousness.
7 July 2021
I recently had a bad movie bad day with a mate and recommended this one as he'd never seen it. It still holds up as fun and entertaining as when it was first released. It doesn't take it's self seriously at all and the acting is not just bad, it's hilarious. Clearly most of the money went on the creation of the Klowns and the colourful effects as the Klowns look amazing. I would recomm3nd anyone with a sense of humor to watch this.
The Little Things
(2021)
Dull
1 July 2021
From the first scene this film had potential but what started to ruin it for me was the boring music score which made me want to fall asleep. The on screen pairing of Denzel Washington and Remy Malik was a complete mis-cast. 2 great actors in their own right did not gel on screen at all. This film should've been good but went in the wrong direction and the ending was just meh.
Slender Man
(I) (2018)
The reviews are true!
20 April 2021
I watched this thinking it couldn't possibly be as bad as the reviews say. Well it was. There is an internet movie made purely online of Slenderman. That knocked the socks off this one. Should check that out, it's a found footage movie.
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