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The Snowman (2017)
Forget about understanding this mess of a movie
Forget about understanding this mess of a movie
Plenty of scenes that mean nothing and only distract from the main plot, which at the end is just a typical serial murder case
Great actors, great views, but the way it is shown makes you just quit trying to make head and tails of this
Forget about understanding this mess of a movie
Plenty of scenes that mean nothing and only distract from the main plot, which at the end is just a typical serial murder case
Great actors, great views, but the way it is shown makes you just quit trying to make head and tails of this
Forget about understanding this mess of a movie
Plenty of scenes that mean nothing and only distract from the main plot, which at the end is just a typical serial murder case
Great actors, great views, but the way it is shown makes you just quit trying to make head and tails of this
Forget about understanding this mess of a movie
Plenty of scenes that mean nothing and only distract from the main plot, which at the end is just a typical serial murder case
Great actors, great views, but the way it is shown makes you just quit trying to make head and tails of this.
The Northman (2022)
Blood soaked modern rendition of macbeth + hamlet
This is just a.blood soaked modern rendition of macbeth + hamlet
Boring, pointless. Great photography, customes, and historically well made
The rest, just a ripoff of shakespeare
This is just a.blood soaked modern rendition of macbeth + hamlet
Boring, pointless. Great photography, customes, and historically well made
The rest, just a ripoff of shakespeare
This is just a.blood soaked modern rendition of macbeth + hamlet
Boring, pointless. Great photography, customes, and historically well made
The rest, just a ripoff of shakespeare
This is just a.blood soaked modern rendition of macbeth + hamlet
Boring, pointless. Great photography, customes, and historically well made
The rest, just a ripoff of shakespeare.
Lady Bird (2017)
boring, boring. boring. boring. b0000000000000000oring!
Nothing happens in this movie. The dialogues are surreal, like written by someone between MDMA and booze, as it goes from rightwinguish to leftwinguish like the main character btw.
In fact, the entire script is so poorly written it would only need a baboon as a character to make it more unreal. This is a story of a teen who goes through scenes that are out of this reality to finally fall into scenes that are uneventful, boring, and leave you wondering when will this end.
In fact, I was watching it over amazon prime and when I thought I had enough punishment I realised I was at something like 20%!
Not even Saoirse's gorgeous eyes make up for this BOOOORING piece of @#$@#$
A Price Above Rubies (1998)
Pointless except for the wrong message
This is the story of a cheating wife. And, as hollywood goes, she cheats only because she is unhappy. Which is of course because of her husband.
Who doesn't cheat on her and his only fault is working too much. On top of that, a mother who abandons her child.
All, wrapped with a nice jewish setting in order to make it sound like it is the community's fault also.
At the end, you just don't care anymore what will happen to her, and you can only conclude she brought it all onto herself.
This is the story of a cheating wife. And, as hollywood goes, she cheats only because she is unhappy. Which is of course because of her husband.
Who doesn't cheat on her and his only fault is working too much. On top of that, a mother who abandons her child.
All, wrapped with a nice jewish setting in order to make it sound like it is the community's fault also.
At the end, you just don't care anymore what will happen to her, and you can only conclude she brought it all onto herself.
Shutter Island (2010)
Blatant ripoff of a spanish novel
23 years before Dennis Lehane published his novel, spanish writer Torcuato Luca de Tena published his one, called "Los renglones torcidos de Dios"
Of course, as it happens often with writers, hollywood, etc, Luca de Tena never saw a dime from this blatant ripoff of his novel
The spanish novel, later turned into a great movie with the same title and an incredible actress, is much credible. In fact, Luca de Tena spent 15 days at a mental hospital before writing his book in order to understand the world of the mentally ill.
Shutter Island is just a mess of a story mixing the usual and irrelevant nazi stuff that every movie Hollywood today seems to always have to have, plus inferior acting compared to the ones from the spanish movie
This is a purely commercial version of a masterpiece (I read the original spanish book as well)
12 Monkeys (1995)
Along with Blade Runner, the best sci movie ever
This is the kind of movie you can't get tired of watching over and over again, so good it is
The story is incredibly, the acting is superb, and each time you watch it you find something new which give it even more meaning
A movie which will make you think about life, death, love, the future, reality, and just about every really important issue in our lives
This is the kind of movie you can't get tired of watching over and over again, so good it is
The story is incredibly, the acting is superb, and each time you watch it you find something new which give it even more meaning
A movie which will make you think about life, death, love, the future, reality, and just about every really important issue in our lives.
Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007)
Simply unwatchable
Great actors and clothing plus dumb dialogues and fabricated history
Add also scenes which seem to be edited by a high school trainee, a spanish ambassador speaking with an obvious english accent, a spanish king that speaks in slow-mo, and plenty of clichés, and you have a perfectly unwatchable movie
Great actors and clothing plus dumb dialogues and fabricated history
Add also scenes which seem to be edited by a high school trainee, a spanish ambassador speaking with an obvious english accent, a spanish king that speaks in slow-mo, and plenty of clichés, and you have a perfectly unwatchable movie.
Me Before You (2016)
Wrong message nicely wrapped
Holywood is an expert in taking something which is just wrong and making it look nice but nicely wrapping it in some cry-me-a-river romantic gig or a comedy
In this case, we just have someone who is selfish and wants to die regardless on the consequences for others
The acting is overall weak and the plot could have more juice.
Holywood is an expert in taking something which is just wrong and making it look nice but nicely wrapping it in some cry-me-a-river romantic gig or a comedy
In this case, we just have someone who is selfish and wants to die regardless on the consequences for others
The acting is overall weak and the plot could have more juice.
Tôkyô Joshi Zukan (2016)
WATCH this, you will not regret it
Very well written, great acting, touches many things in our lives that one would think that don't exist in a far country such as Japan
Very deep and overall entertaining.
Very well written, great acting, touches many things in our lives that one would think that don't exist in a far country such as Japan
Very deep and overall entertaining.
Very well written, great acting, touches many things in our lives that one would think that don't exist in a far country such as Japan
Very deep and overall entertaining.
Very well written, great acting, touches many things in our lives that one would think that don't exist in a far country such as Japan
Very deep and overall entertaining.
Very well written, great acting, touches many things in our lives that one would think that don't exist in a far country such as Japan
Very deep and overall entertaining.
Brazil (1985)
A comparison between UK and Brazil
Anyone who has lived in both UK and Brazil would inevitably see many similarities. The bureocracy, inept government, dirt, etc (btw, I was born there).
This is basically the idea of this movie: to say that the UK is basically another Brazil. With the caveat of terrorist attacks which of course in real life would be the IRA, which are so common no one cares anymore.
Overall, the sensation this movie leaves is of disgust. It is exaggerated, obvious, blatant, and simply unsavoury. The visuals are really well made, especially for that time, but that's the only thing worth mentioning.
Anyone who has lived in both UK and Brazil would inevitably see many similarities. The bureocracy, inept government, dirt, etc (btw, I was born there).
This is basically the idea of this movie: to say that the UK is basically another Brazil. With the caveat of terrorist attacks which of course in real life would be the IRA, which are so common no one cares anymore.
Overall, the sensation this movie leaves is of disgust. It is exaggerated, obvious, blatant, and simply unsavoury. The visuals are really well made, especially for that time, but that's the only thing worth mentioning.
Suicide Squad (2016)
Reminder: pathetic <> funny
Everything in this movie is pathetic. The story, the mission, the background for that mission, the people involved, the "jokes"...
This is what you get from DC comics: absurd stories, "heroes", settings, etc
Not even the hot blonde was enough to compensate for this awful mess of a movie
Everything in this movie is pathetic. The story, the mission, the background for that mission, the people involved, the "jokes"...
This is what you get from DC comics: absurd stories, "heroes", settings, etc
Not even the hot blonde was enough to compensate for this awful mess of a movie.
Everything in this movie is pathetic. The story, the mission, the background for that mission, the people involved, the "jokes"...
This is what you get from DC comics: absurd stories, "heroes", settings, etc
Not even the hot blonde was enough to compensate for this awful mess of a movie.
Reminiscence (2021)
Not even beauty saves this
We've seen so many times: a gorgeous girl with a misterious (and obviously evil) past shows up messing the life of some detective who should have known better.
This comes all the way back to The Maltese Falcon
And seeing an incredible beauty such as Fergunson in a depressing role such as this is too much to bear
Finally, no real explanation for the prewar stuff: it just makes the thing complicated.
We've seen so many times: a gorgeous girl with a misterious (and obviously evil) past shows up messing the life of some detective who should have known better.
This comes all the way back to The Maltese Falcon
And seeing an incredible beauty such as Fergunson in a depressing role such as this is too much to bear
Finally, no real explanation for the prewar stuff: it just makes the thing complicated.
Shakespeare in Love (1998)
Silly, boring, and just dumb
Everyone in this movie is rosie: the entire movie seems to make everyone look redish
Acting is bad overall: the only wonderful is Judy Dench
Dumb movie overall
Everyone in this movie is rosie: the entire movie seems to make everyone look redish
Acting is bad overall: the only wonderful is Judy Dench
Dumb movie overall
Everyone in this movie is rosie: the entire movie seems to make everyone look redish
Acting is bad overall: the only wonderful is Judy Dench
Dumb movie overall
Everyone in this movie is rosie: the entire movie seems to make everyone look redish
Acting is bad overall: the only wonderful is Judy Dench
Dumb movie overall.
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Silly, pointless, and only if you plan to study to be a surgeon
As it always happens with Tarantino's movies, this one is again silly, pointless, and again pointlessly bloody
If you want to be a surgeon you may actually learn a thing or two about blood, killings, etc. Otherwise, you will just question yourself the point of so much realism.
The story is just silly, surreal, and overall dumb. The acting is overall great especially Diane Kruger. As for Brad Pitt trying to sound like a hick, simply no.
Overall, a movie for a saturday evening and nothing more.
As it always happens with Tarantino's movies, this one is again silly, pointless, and again pointlessly bloody
If you want to be a surgeon you may actually learn a thing or two about blood, killings, etc. Otherwise, you will just question yourself the point of so much realism.
The story is just silly, surreal, and overall dumb. The acting is overall great especially Diane Kruger. As for Brad Pitt trying to sound like a hick, simply no.
Overall, a movie for a saturday evening and nothing more.
The Son (2022)
Typical feminist garbage
Typical story about a father who is evil and a mother who is happless and has done nothing wrong.
Acting is truly superb, but the movie overall is boring and unenventful.
Typical story about a father who is evil and a mother who is happless and has done nothing wrong.
Acting is truly superb, but the movie overall is boring and unenventful.
Typical story about a father who is evil and a mother who is happless and has done nothing wrong.
Acting is truly superb, but the movie overall is boring and unenventful.
Typical story about a father who is evil and a mother who is happless and has done nothing wrong.
Acting is truly superb, but the movie overall is boring and unenventful.
Typical story about a father who is evil and a mother who is happless and has done nothing wrong.
Acting is truly superb, but the movie overall is boring and unenventful.
Proximity (2020)
Teenage movie
Typical movie with a geek who eventually gets a pretty girl.
The soundtrack is completely off: the songs are too loud and they don't match the scenes. Filming is ok and so is the CGI and effects
Acting is ok, but the androids look retarded, with their eyes pointing each at one direction, and the Men in Black organization is really silly.
And a Cessna flying from Costa Rica to Canada is too much to bear.
The underlying idea is quite interesting though, but of course atheists will hate it.
Overall an ok film if you are a teenage geek with a deep need
for a pretty girl in your life and some adventure.
An Officer and a Gentleman (1982)
One of those 80's movie we are supposed to love even though it offers nothing
So, this is yet another of those 80's movie we are supposed to love even though it offers nothing, like Steel Magnolias, Terms of Endearment, etc
The idea it throws is that being a gentleman will only get you screwed: that expecting anything from women is dumb and only naive people do that.
The idea could make sense if it was better done, but the movie wastes to much time in scenes which are meaningless around the training to become a navy pilot.
At the end, and just like other movies such as Terms of Endearment, this movie is only worth because of the end song. Not worth watching 2 hours for that.
The Handmaid's Tale (1990)
Simpleminded marxist garbage
This movie is so obvious it is irritating. Its hatred of religion, family, men, and others typical of feminist lunatics is so blatant I had to stop watching it.
The main actress is as dead as a doorknob, there is no sci-fi anywhere, it seems to happen in the 80's, with cars, buildings, haircuts, etc exactly like that age.
If this was at least concealed one could at least see there was an effort, but either the author was too lazy for that or too stupid to think of anything.
Maybe at the time this movie was made these ideas were revolutionary and thus there was no need to spend money concealing it, but today this is simply unwatchable. And I think at its time too.
Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
Disney woke propaganda
Disney is really reaching for the stars in terms of woke communist propaganda with this movie
It throws the idea God does not care about us, and throws the gay agenda far too many times
No wonder it used for it Christian Bale, an actor who even thanked Satan during the oscars
No wonder it ended up having to change CEO, as sales were plummeting
A horrid plot that on one side has lots of jokes (mostly, bad), with chilren being mistreated
And please don't overdo showing how hot Thor's body is, it is becoming ridiculous.
Disney is really reaching for the stars in terms of woke communist propaganda with this movie
It throws the idea God does not care about us, and throws the gay agenda far too many times
No wonder it used for it Christian Bale, an actor who even thanked Satan during the oscars
No wonder it ended up having to change CEO, as sales were plummeting
A horrid plot that on one side has lots of jokes (mostly, bad), with chilren being mistreated
And please don't overdo showing how hot Thor's body is, it is becoming ridiculous.
Sin límites (2022)
Amazing and ACCURATE despite what the historically ignorant may claim
Seeing some of the reviews here that insist in claiming this is not accurate, sorry to disappoint but it is
Spain PAID for both Columbus and Magallanes voyages, and it was Elcano who decided to continue the voyage instead of just turning back as 2 other ships actually did
Therefore, it was him and spaniards the ones who discovered a continent and circumnavegated the globe for the first time. Period. And any other claim is just by people who are jealous their own histories only have pirates to provide.
And it is very well portraied in this series which will keep you stuck to your chair until you finish the last episode.
God Calling (2018)
Very uplifting
Interesting approach on how God talks to people using modern technology. The actors are believable and one actually gets to learn about nigerian culture But it is on how God acts and saves people that the real power of movie comes from.
Luck (2022)
Ok for children but boring for adults
Ok story for children, without the usual subliminal garbage that is so common in animated movies today (could it be because it was made in Spain?)
Still, boring and rather weird for adults
There is an error in the story at the beginning, when someone takes polaroid pictures and then uses a smartphone which did not exist at the time
The soundtrack is amazing.
Archive (2020)
AMAZING
Incredible story with a huge revelation at the very end.
Great acting, visuals, tech, etc.
And no violence, blood, and nonsense: just a great story very well developed
By far one of the best movies I've ever seen.
Father Stu (2022)
Great movie regardless of religion
This is a heartwarming movie as far as religion as can get, so, no, no one will sell you here religious stuff.
Acting is superb, the makeup when he gets sick is fantastic, and the dialogues are incredible.
So stop the religion paranoia and watch it.
Le sommet des dieux (2021)
Total eye candy
Hard to believe this movie is made of drawings, so real the scenes are.
Beautiful scenery, great soundtrack, and actually quite instructive if you have any interest in mountain climbing. Total watch.