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Run Ronnie Run (2002)
I'm the princiPAL
This movie was perfect. I saw it like 10 million times in one day. And then i saw it again, like 100 million times, within the next week. It's so funny that my acid reflux acted up from all my laughing. My insides were burning like dry tinder on a fire started from dryer tinder. David Cross makes me laugh. And when i laugh i get acid reflux. Bob Odenkirk is like the straight guy of the duo. Straight? I don't know about that - hahahahaha. is he married? But i've been watching Mr. Show forever and was waiting for this movie to come out for a long time. When it did i squirted all over the place, cleaned myself up, and watched it 10 million times in one day. If you do watch this movie, make sure you have plenty of corn chips, trust me, you're going to need them. Trust me.
Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005)
softer than a pillow stuffed with bunnies.
It's a very entertaining movie. I laughed, i cried, i felt my testicles pull upward into my gut as i realized i was watching a musical. Alan Cummings is alright - he's stranger that a pillow stuffed with bunnies, but his character calls for it. There is this one hot chick who plays Joan of Arc - she's a bombshell, a total bombshell. ...So i looked her up on IMDb and it turns out that she used to play Al on Step by Step. Now all i have to do is get my time machine working and go back to when that show was on the air, ask her out, and marry her on the 24th of April. That would be a good day. A good day for a wedding. We would have pineapple and ham pizza, bottled water, and corn chips. Corn chips and lots of dip!
The Rules of Attraction (2002)
Boiled peanuts? What?
I have never seen this movie, but i bet it will be totally awesome. totally. It has Shannon Sossamyn (whatever) in it. She is sexy, therefore any movie she is in is worth watching. I like to watch her and imagine she is my girlfriend. When she talks to guys in her movies, i get jealous and throw the remote, which results in losing the remote, which results in me getting even more mad, which results in a fight between Shannon and me because of my short temper. but i'm working on my short temper, taking classes and seeing a psychiatrist...so i figure that things between us will work out because she knows i'm working on making this relationship work and that, my friends, is a sign of a very healthy and loving relationship.