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The Marksman (2021)
"The Boringsman"
Where do I start?
Firstly, the title wasn't really in touch with the film. Besides tagging a literal coyote in the first scene and no-scoping a couple of "mexican coyote's" 15 minutes later, at no point did I think the title matched the film. Personally, I thought "The Boringsman" matched the flow of this film much better.
In terms of the script, I'd be impressed if it was written by a 16 year old giving screenwriting a go. It was predictable and painfully cliche. Nothing was explained in any basic detail and characters decision making was ridiculous at times. The little kid "surprisingly" knowing english was so predicable and lame I almost quit watching after that scene. Being that fluent and without an accent made it so much worse. How lazy of script could you make this film?
The bad guy might have actually been the worse character in the film. How he managed to keep a clean shaven head and face while chasing Grandpa Liam around America, I'll never know.
I didn't get through this one so I didn't see the ending. I'm predicting a "stand off" of some sort between Grampa Liam and Mexican Pitball. Kid ends up staying in America and eating a hot dog? Am I right? LOL.
A Little Late with Lilly Singh (2019)
Awkward & Unfunny
Awkward, unfunny and a painful reminder that modern networks are completely out of touch.
Joker (2019)
Send in the clown.. reviews
Calm down everyone, someones gonna have stroke!
To be frank, the actual story was average, took way too long to get anywhere and the climax fell short and left you wanting... something... anything!. I think people are confusing a great acting performance with a masterpiece movie. It kinda felt like a documentary on a mentally ill pill addict rather than the development of one of the greatest characters of all time. Yes, I understand this was a seperate "earthy" version of the Joker but the movie just didn't have a solid plot. It was the cereal box of movies, a bland unhealthy soggy mess.. OH LOOK theres a Joaquin Phoenix figurine inside, BEST CEREAL EVER!!!!111% Ironically the sheep-like 10/10 ratings remind me of a society in which the Joker character was actually born... lemmings.jpg
Don't get me wrong, its an ok movie but seeing all these 10's made me believe the second coming of Shawshank was upon us. I rated this movie much like my wife would her sex life... "Ok I guess, 7/10".