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X (II) (2022)

5/10

27 March 2022

Warning: Spoilers

5/10 because it kept me just about entertained throughout, but especially towards the end, it became downright bizarre and difficult to watch.

Too many silly moments littered throughout the story, especially towards the end. I also didn't understand the camera guy's girlfriend deciding to become involved in the film... It made no sense whatsoever to me. Just to give the guy an excuse to go outside on his own I suppose, and get killed by psycho grandma (whose make up looked terrible if we're being honest).

Don't waste your money.

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Patch Adams (1998)

3/10

A cloying, brutally overrated film

3 September 2021

This film is obnoxiously unfunny. It grates away at you for so long until you can't take any more of Patch's terrible humour and you find yourself willing on the antagonist of the story.

It seemed like the patients laughed at anything he did, which I felt was ridiculously contrived - as he was, in fact, not funny at all.

Patch should have stayed in the mental hospital to be honest.

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Saint Frances (2019)

1/10

Periods, Lesbians, BLM, annoying child

18 May 2021

Sums up the first 20 minutes of the film. Didn't watch any more because I don't like wasting my time with feminist/PC hogwash.

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The Lost Pirate Kingdom (2021– )

8/10

Enjoyable documentary.

26 March 2021

Some people crying here like they know more than a bunch of experts who have written many books and have degrees in history. Laughable.

It was enjoyable for the most part. While it was flawed, as there were some scenes of subpar acting and the use of CGI could have been better, it was entertaining and informative overall.

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American Pie Presents: Band Camp (2005 Video)

1/10

Awful awful awful

10 December 2020

Not one funny part for the first hour, so I gave up. Too many cringey moments. Stifler's younger brother is absolutely insufferable.

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Yes, God, Yes (2019)

3/10

Not funny, boring

2 December 2020

Bland, tedious and not particularly funny or entertaining. Despite it being ridiculously short it was a chore to finish. Strong 3/10.

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3096 Tage (2013)

1/10

20 minutes was enough

1 December 2020

Wtf was this acting... It felt like everyone who was in this movie won a competition to be in it. Indescribably awful. Don't waste your time!

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Sandy Wexler (2017)

1/10

So so bad, Sandler's worst

21 September 2020

Movie isn't funny at all, just so cringey and annoying to watch, I'm sorry but Adam Sandler is best at doing his usual goofy dad roles. Trying too hard to do a silly little cringey character in this one. Bizarre.

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1922 (2017)

5/10

Bland, generic pap

11 September 2020

Good acting is the only thing that saved this from a much lower rating really, otherwise it was incredibly bland, tepid and vapid. Nothing exciting happened, the pace didn't really pick up for the whole movie.

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Babyteeth (2019)

1/10

My worst cinema experience ever

2 September 2020

The whole experience was so painful it actually turned funny. The movie is hilariously awful and the guy playing the scumbag drug dealer is one of the worst actors I've ever witnessed.

Rant over

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All the Bright Places (2020)

5/10

Meh

9 April 2020

Boring movie with wooden actors and bland characters, really didn't feel a connection at all.... Strong 5/10

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Dazed and Confused (1993)

2/10

Pure hogwash

16 December 2019

Just nothing interesting happening... truly awful acting, bad characters, some extremely cringeworthy scenes

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The Starving Games (2013)

7/10

If you take it for what it is, you'll like it more

10 September 2019

It's a spoof movie. If you liked Scary Movie and are a Hunger Games fan, you will certainly like this. It's idiotic with crude humour throughout but that's funny to some people. And I am one of them.

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School Dance (2014)

2/10

Ew

16 July 2019

Only a couple funny parts, with kevin hart's clique, rest of the movie was cringey (especially the talent show) and that girl with the shaved head is so weird looking ew....

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Jigsaw (I) (2017)

8/10

Great movie

14 July 2019

Enjoyable sequel. If you're a fan of the Saw franchise you would surely like it. The fact that the story is the main point of the movie rather than the gore is refreshing, keeps you guessing right until the end.

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Running for Grace (2018)

1/10

Boring movie, stopped watching after 30 mins

13 July 2019

Bad actors, boring story, ughhhh don't waste your time....

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Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)

8/10

Better than the first

30 June 2019

I thought Samuel Jacksons character was a bit strange in the first, this villain was better and less cringey. Tasty sequel.

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Deadly Scholars (2018)

1/10

Boring and stupid

19 June 2019

Warning: Spoilers

Stopped watching when that blonde girl died, awful cheap movie and waste of time

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Await Further Instructions (2018)

2/10

So bad hahahah

18 June 2019

So bad you just have to laugh! Why try to make all these special effects with a shoestring budget. Utter nonsense...

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Damo & Ivor: The Movie (2018)

4/10

Not funny

17 June 2019

A lot of cringey moments. Ireland hasn't made a good comedy show/movie since Father Ted.

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It Comes at Night (2017)

7/10

Good, gripping movie

15 June 2019

Although there isn't much shown regarding the origin of the sickness, I thought it was a good movie. Very tense and well-acted throughout.

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1 Mile to You (2017)

5/10

Bang average

11 June 2019

Boring and cheesy, but it's watchable I suppose.....

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Game of Thrones: The Bells (2019)

Season 8, Episode 5

Really really enjoyed this

13 May 2019

Warning: Spoilers

Not sure why people are whinging over character arcs. I thought the episode was amazing and I didn't see a lot of parts coming.

Jaime was loyal to Cersei after all, Dany is the mad queen etc... plenty of exciting twists

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The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012)

10/10

I adore this movie

16 April 2019

In my opinion the best teenage/high school movie ever. I highly recommend. Even if you don't like that type of movie, this one feels more deep and meaningful than others of its type, and you really connect with the characters.

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SPF-18 (2017)

1/10

Did someone get paid to write this???

16 April 2019

Whoever it is, they are a FRAUD. The worst movie I've ever seen! Stopped watching after 20 minutes.

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