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Perfect Creature (2006)
A nice idea but...
poorly executed.
Perfect creature is a clear example of a reasonable that generates a sub par script (I'm thinking shortland street which is New Zealand's stock doctor soap which has been meandering across our airwaves thrilling pubescent girls with ever worsening for the last fifteen years) and not enough money to cover even that as a result the effects are TV quality at best, the acting is slow paced and wooden and the general tone is New Zealand morbid ie there is no emotion other than general peevishness and....
Ahhh I grow weary.
I've already given it more time than it deserves.
The Brown Bunny (2003)
Possibly the worst movie ever
I wish IMDb had a rating less than 1.
In a month where I thought life couldn't get any worse (having sat through 40 minutes of the steaming pile of guano known as the "Date movie") I thought I had seen the worst of the worst. Ahhh no, March 2006 had something worst waiting for me. It is Brown bunny.
Who needs a story, dialog, or even a camera crew. There are truly times when I know how good Helen Keller had life, this afternoon was one of those. Blindness and deafness. How lucky can one woman be? I wait now with baited breath for George W. to invade Gallo and rid the world of true weapons of mass destruction. i want the UN to interpret him. I want the Russians to Dr strangelove on him. i want public health warnings on the DVD. I want a billion Chinese bootleg Dud's to bury him. ... and most of all i want this part of my life back
The Price of Milk (2000)
By all that is holy don't watch this movie.
This movie is somehow showing 6.2 stars, It seems inconceivable that the director has that many relations. I am at a loss to explain this.
Avoid this movie at all costs. You have only a certain number of hours on the Earth, don't waste 1&1/2 of them on this retarded steaming heap of Guano!!!
There is no story as apparently the director "wrote" (and I'm guessing with a blunt orange crayon) the next day's script at the completion of the day's shooting. The "story" has been called whimsical, no it is aimless, there is maybe enough "story" to fill a commercial. Don't you hate ads?
Now while both leads can act they obviously decided not to here. And similarly the writer/director can actually both write and direct as evidenced by his next work "Toy Love"
So to recap, even if you get this movie for free, even if you're paid to watch it avoid it.
To paraphrase Monty Python's Search for the holy Grail, "Run flee!"